I was in a classroom getting my student teaching hours in when this happened. I was working with a group of kids, teaching them colors. We started working with life savers, they did very well identifying the flavors by their color:
Red......... ......... .....Cherry
Yellow...... ......... ....Lemon
Green....... ......... ...Lime
Orange ............ ...Orange
Then, I threw them a curve ball, I gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
Finally, I said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! Spit them out ya'll, They're ass-holes!
Kids say the darndest things!
