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Jeff K
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« on: May 14, 2010, 04:38:22 AM »
WHY I AM DEPRESSED...

Over five thousand years ago,  Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.", Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced)   Roosevelt said,  " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”

Now President Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline.  Got a  call center in Pakistan .  I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.........
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bigvalkriefan
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On the green monster

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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2010, 04:47:02 AM »
 2funny 2funny 2funny cooldude
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.....say to those with fearful hearts, "Be strong, do not fear; your God will come, he will come with vengeance; with divine retribution he will come to save you."
Isaiah 35:4

I know who wins in the end.
Rowdy
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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2010, 05:15:32 AM »
 2funny
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Blister
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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2010, 07:07:27 AM »
 2funny 2funny Good one
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"Life is what happens when your busy making other plans"
BigAlOfMD
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2010, 08:01:36 AM »
ROTFLMFAO  2funny
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big turkey
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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2010, 08:33:20 AM »
Quit watching the news it's all bad.

Big Al
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R J
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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2010, 08:39:38 AM »
Jeff, God damn it no how.     Warn me not to have coffee in my mouth when I read your post......

BUT, it is more truth than fiction..........
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