Touchy...

[Big Rig]

*RACISM*
 
Everyone  seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these  days.
 
So, the customer asked, "In what aisle  could I find the Polish sausage?"
 
The clerk looks  at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
 
The guy  (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask  you something.  If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask  me if I was Italian? Or  if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if  I was German?
 
Or  if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I  was Jewish? Or if I had asked  for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?' If I asked  for some Irish  whiskey, would you ask if I was  Irish?"
 
The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably  wouldn't!"
 
With deep self-righteous indignation,  the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if  I'm Polish because I asked for Polish  sausage?"
 
The clerk replied, "Because you're in  Home  Depot."

[Hoser]

  hoser

[G-Man]

Now THAT'S funny!

[Chrisj CMA]

I am part polish......I AM PARTIALLY OFFENDED!!!!..........but.....it is funny, the Polocks in my family told more Polish jokes than anyone I know.  

PS...I am part (1/2) Italian too....I remember a T-shirt my Father had:

I am proud to be Itailan

                          Itialean

                           Itilalian

                           ITAILIEAN!