Hey Guys I am moving to Mexico

[Ghillie]

Dear Mr. Obama,

I'm planning to move my family and  extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to  assist me.

We're planning to simply walk across the  border from the U.S. into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few  arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like  visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. 

I'm sure they handle those things the  same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy,  President  Calderon, that I'm on  my way over?

Please let him know that I will be  expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family. 

2. English-speaking government  bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not. 

3.  Please print all Mexican Government forms in English. 

4. I  want my kids to be taught Spanish by English- speaking (bi-lingual)  teachers.

5. Tell their schools they  need to include classes on American culture and history. 

6. I want my kids to see the  American  flag on one of the  flag  poles at their school. 

7. Please plan to feed my kids at  school for both breakfast and lunch.

8.  I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to  government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in  Mexico, but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make  any special effort to learn local traffic laws. 

10. In case one of the  Mexican police  officers does not get  the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every  patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer. 

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my  housetop, put U.S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration  on July  4th. I do not want any  complaints or negative comments from the locals. 

12. I would also like to have a nice job  without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any  business I may start.

13. Please have  the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say  critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on  their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent  subsidies.

16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican  taxes, I'll receive money from the government. 

17.  Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy  a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot,  please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income  in retirement.

I know this is an easy request because  you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S.  from Mexico . I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the  favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind  help.
   
You're the  man!!!

[oldman]

 

[Chrisj CMA]

LOL....print the letter so you will have something to read, and then maybe eat while you are in jail!!!!!!  For some reason they arrest illegals and thow them in jail over there 

[Houdini]

I saw that same letter six or seven years ago addressed to Mr. Bush...

[JimC]

+1

I keep posting this link hoping that everyone that believes our immigration policies are WRONG signs up. This non-partisan organization now has over 1 MILLION members and growing every day. We need to band together to fight the groups that are giving our country away.

www.numbersusa.com

Jim

[Disco]

Thanks, JimC,

I've been a member for years.  BTW, I "grew up" in Farmers Branch, TX and the municipal government has been at the forefront of this issue for years.  They passed a city ordinance making it illegal to rent an apartment or home (and I assume a retail location) to those who lack proper documentation.  They have recently appealed a ruling striking down their ordinance and will pursue it to the Supreme Court, if necessary. 

Go Farmers Branch!  Go Arizona!

[john]

i remember free clinics all over town when i was a kid ... what happen to them ?
don't forget to ....
steal every thing thats not nailed down ...
spray paint your name and graffiti all over the place ...
let your pit bull runs loose to crap in other yards and eat someones schnauzer ...
have a bunch of your buddies over for an all night party and toss beer cans , bottles and trash the place ...
walk thur  their camp and then trash the camp grounds  ...
step in front of them while at the grocery store ...hell ..  any store
oh ... and let yourcart roll away to  bump into and put a little dent in  a car door ...
before moving to tyler from phoenix it was nothing to see 14 16 year old school boys pass'in hand guns under the table at a burger joint or on the patio of a fast food restaurant
like a stray dog in china town ... i ain't kid'in
low life P O frog S ...               am i rambling ...
please forgive ...       
 
 

[Ghillie]

I saw that same letter six or seven years ago addressed to Mr. Bush...

I DID TOO AND IT STILL APPLIES. JUST LET ME TRY TO GO TEACH SCUBA IN MEXICO WITHOUT A PERMIT AND SEE HOW FAST I GET JAILED OR TOSSED.

The saddest part is that here we are 8 years after the first time I saw it and not one damn thing has changed, except it's worse.