TomT
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« on: June 08, 2010, 04:59:22 AM » |
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A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriffs Dept. was being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45 pistol across the desk, he says to the man, "Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six 'Progressive Liberal' democrats,
and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.
"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the Sergeant, "When can you start?"
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Sludge
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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2010, 06:54:20 AM » |
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LOL thats a good one!  |
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Serk
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2010, 07:18:31 AM » |
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Sadly, the Hispanic, EXTREMELY progressive liberal democrat sheriff of Dallas County would disagree...  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lupe_Valdez(Yeah, I'm rather embarrassed for my home county...) |
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Lyn-Del
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2010, 07:27:27 AM » |
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As long as he's a legal resident -- I'd hope citizen if he's holding office -- then it's only the EXTREMELY progressive liberal democrat part that's a problem.
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Serk
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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2010, 07:30:15 AM » |
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As long as he's a legal resident -- I'd hope citizen if he's holding office -- then it's only the EXTREMELY progressive liberal democrat part that's a problem.
Yup... As long as someone's here legally, I've no problem with it... But there's more with her... Besides being far left wing, she's also a VERY high and mighty snob about it... I've got relatives that had to deal with her a few times and she thinks she walks on water... I 'spose most people in power do though, but only had to deal with her... But yeah, a far left wing anything as sheriff of Dallas County is just shocking... (I left off the female lesbian part initially, shoulda left the Hispanic part off and just left it as "far left wing"...) |
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away... IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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Psychotic Bovine
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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2010, 08:28:26 AM » |
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A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriffs Dept. was being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45 pistol across the desk, he says to the man, "Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six 'Progressive Liberal' democrats,
and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.
"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the Sergeant, "When can you start?"
Snopes says this is false. |
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"I aim to misbehave."
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Jeff K
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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2010, 10:32:14 AM » |
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A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriffs Dept. was being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45 pistol across the desk, he says to the man, "Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six 'Progressive Liberal' democrats,
and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.
"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the Sergeant, "When can you start?"
Snopes says this is false. Really? A joke is false?! What will come next? A joke about religion  ? |
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Black Dog
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2010, 12:12:42 PM » |
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Really? A joke is false?!Me thinks Mark was making a joke...  Black Dog
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Psychotic Bovine
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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2010, 01:03:04 PM » |
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Methinks Mark is my brother.
But, you're right, it was a joke. I was making a joke of the fact that a lot of people use Snopes as the be-all and end-all to proof.
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