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« on: June 09, 2010, 06:16:42 PM » |
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The latest Diagnosis on my Brain is my Right Frontal Lobe is Outrunning My Left Frontal Lobe.
Confirmed by EEG.
Is this serious?
I am serious about this queerie.
It's a honest question.
Is there a home remedy for this or should I go straight to the Hospital and take this up with
a Proctologist.
Or is that Neuroligist?
Big Al
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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2010, 06:27:53 PM » |
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What you need is a ride and I just happen to know of a good one this coming weekend  ....I've told you many times before " Doctors kill more people than guns every year " . No charge for this medical advice  
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 I've seen alot of people that thought they were cool , but then again Lord I've seen alot of fools.
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JimL
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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2010, 06:32:49 PM » |
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That was pretty hilarious....no doubt about it big guy......you need help!!
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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2010, 06:34:08 PM » |
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What you need is a ride and I just happen to know of a good one this coming weekend  ....I've told you many times before " Doctors kill more people than guns every year " . No charge for this medical advice   +1 And AL, Most all the Dr's I have met are asshole Dr's no matter what field they specialize in! 
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big turkey
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2010, 06:45:04 PM » |
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Not kidding about the Lobe Thing, but that really blew thier mind at work in the Medical Dept.
They are just going on what I tell them and I am afraid they think I know more about the Medical
Field than some of them do.
I use more big words and they think I must have some sort of background.
Little do they know, I am Detonators Side Kick Super Hero Helper. Super Al.
you may have noticed that Super Hero that Joe posted.
Yes that was me and my sidekick Super Man.
He's Dead now and I have taken on the Super Hero Side Kick Role for Detonator.
Evil has to have it's little be hind whipped every now and then.
Delusion of Grandure Big Al
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Kymbo
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2010, 11:31:07 PM » |
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You sound like youre getting cabin fever Al
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« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2010, 03:02:14 AM » |
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The latest Diagnosis on my Brain is my Right Frontal Lobe is Outrunning My Left Frontal Lobe.
Confirmed by EEG.
Is this serious?
I am serious about this queerie.
It's a honest question.
Is there a home remedy for this or should I go straight to the Hospital and take this up with
a Proctologist.
Or is that Neuroligist?
Big Al
A sharp blow to the right temple with a ball peen hammer shoudl sort you out 
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shortleg
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« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2010, 04:58:13 AM » |
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I think what they are telling you is that you are left handed. Shortleg[Dave]
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« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2010, 06:03:08 AM » |
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Obviously,....in need of therapy,.....oh,...never mind!
Sanity is highly overated, just listen to political pundits.
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« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2010, 06:32:52 AM » |
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What you need is a ride and I just happen to know of a good one this coming weekend  ....I've told you many times before " Doctors kill more people than guns every year " . No charge for this medical advice   I need to move closer to where the rides are, love group rides!!!
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« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2010, 06:41:29 AM » |
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Maybe you should get a lobotomy. When the right side can no longer talk to the left side, you can take sides and follow whichever side you want and there will be less arguing amongst them.  This little emoticon looks like it has had one.
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big turkey
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« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2010, 12:55:13 PM » |
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Nope the sharp blow did not do it Britman.
But I do have a headache.
Blood seems to be running down my face.
Oh wait I hit the wrong side.
Ok back to the drawing board.
And the Ball Peen.
Al
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