Remind you of a prior joke?

[Super Santa]

An old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, "Crisco, Crisssssssco!"
 
Soon a store clerk approaches and says, "Lady, the Crisco is in aisle D."
 
The old lady replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband."
 
The clerk is astonished. "Your husband's name is Crisco?"
 
The old lady answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when we're out in public."
 
"I see," said the clerk. "What do you call him at home?"
 
"Lard a$$!" said the lady.

[Big Rig]

 

[John Schmidt]

Just had to send it to some people I know....including my sis-in-law. She knows I still love her.