Humor in Uniform 6/17/2010

[R J]

6/17/2010
I was visiting my parents with my new husband, a Navy frogman, when he drew me aside.  “I don’t think your mother likes me,” he said.  “I was explaining that I can’t wear my wedding ring when I dive because barracudas are attracted to shiny things and might bite off my finger.  And she said, “Well, can’t you wear it on a chain around your neck?”
                     Marjorie Manson Telford