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« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2010, 04:12:35 PM » |
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I pulled alongside and glanced into the driver's window.
I don't mean to be unreasonably unkind, but as I pulled away it occurred to me that perhaps some fish might have need of a good bicycle.
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« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2010, 06:01:15 PM » |
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Saw that same saying on a T-shirt in Key West. It was in one of those shops on Duval St. that was owned by a womyn.... ???
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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2010, 06:27:18 PM » |
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My (now ex-) Mother in Law gave me that T-shirt when her son and I split up.
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Super Santa
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« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2010, 06:32:25 PM » |
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Some of them are very memorable.
About 20 years ago I pulled up behind a car at a light and read the bumper sticker.
"Honk if you love Jesus".
So I gave my horn a little tap to signal to the driver that I did indeed love Jesus.
What floored me was the 'one finger wave' that I got in return.
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« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2010, 06:37:07 PM » |
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The following bumper sticker sticks in my mind (don't really know why...possibly because I could never decide if I liked or disliked it)
"The moral majority is neither"
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« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2010, 06:40:11 PM » |
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Some of them are very memorable.
About 20 years ago I pulled up behind a car at a light and read the bumper sticker.
"Honk if you love Jesus".
So I gave my horn a little tap to signal to the driver that I did indeed love Jesus.
What floored me was the 'one finger wave' that I got in return.
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« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2010, 06:50:41 PM » |
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I saw one that said
Jesus is coming. . .look busy
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Walküre
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« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2010, 06:52:51 PM » |
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Some of them are very memorable.
About 20 years ago I pulled up behind a car at a light and read the bumper sticker.
"Honk if you love Jesus".
So I gave my horn a little tap to signal to the driver that I did indeed love Jesus.
What floored me was the 'one finger wave' that I got in return.
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Super Santa
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« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2010, 06:54:26 PM » |
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Call it anything you like. God still loves you.
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Valker
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« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2010, 06:57:59 PM » |
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My favorite that I had in High School was "Help, the paranoids are after me"
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« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2010, 07:16:48 PM » |
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Saw a window sticker on a GMC that read I Brake for Toyotas |
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« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2010, 07:17:13 PM » |
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i always wanted to make my own bumper sticker of a picture of a screw. i would put it over all those "hearts" that people have, like, i "heart" NY, or i "heart" my dog...... |
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« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2010, 07:29:03 PM » |
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i always wanted to make my own bumper sticker of a picture of a screw. i would put it over all those "hearts" that people have, like, i "heart" NY, or i "heart" my dog...... Along those lines, two I've seen that stuck in my mind: I ♠ my Dog. And I ♣ my wife... Around these parts I'm still rather partial to: ♥ NY? I-30 East. |
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Tropic traveler
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« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2010, 07:30:08 PM » |
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I see a lot of bumper stickers & tag brackets that say "I'd rather be {fill in the blank}" I would like one that says "I'd rather you were too". "Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit" .... Saw that one on a contractors truck.  |
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'13 F6B red for Kim
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'05 SS 750 traded for Kim's F6B
'99 Valkyrie black & silver Tourer, traded in on my F6B
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« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2010, 07:33:50 PM » |
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Super Santa
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« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2010, 07:35:19 PM » |
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"Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit" .... Saw that one on a contractors truck. "
I like that one.
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« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2010, 07:39:07 PM » |
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I would like to make a sticker or t shirt that reads Reliability, power, handling. If I have to explain it you won't understand it and put a picture of the valk on it. Kind of a play on the Harley shirts that read something similar.
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Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005
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« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2010, 07:53:31 PM » |
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I would like to make a sticker or t shirt that reads Reliability, power, handling. If I have to explain it you won't understand it and put a picture of the valk on it. Kind of a play on the Harley shirts that read something similar.
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« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2010, 08:12:58 PM » |
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I see a lot of bumper stickers & tag brackets that say "I'd rather be {fill in the blank}" I would like one that says "I'd rather you were too". "Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit" .... Saw that one on a contractors truck. I saw one that read, "Make drug testing mandatory for welfare!" |
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Walküre
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« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2010, 09:51:30 PM » |
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Ask Me About Microwaving Cats For Fun And Profit
I like that! On the subject of cats, I've seen two I like... Cat's flattened while you wait! and I like cats...DEAD cats!! I really like cats, have 3 of them, but they sure are fodder for humor. My favorite of all time, was one I saw years ago- "Knock Softly, Yet Firmly...I Like Soft, Firm Knockers!" Call it anything you like. God still loves you.
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« Reply #21 on: June 17, 2010, 09:56:31 PM » |
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I see you adhere to the same 3 cat cutoff as we do...
(3 cats, and you're a cat lover... More than 3 cats, then "You're that crazy cat person")
One of my favorites:
I ♥ Cats!
...but I can never eat more than one.
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« Reply #22 on: June 17, 2010, 10:03:13 PM » |
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A guy I worked with had one...... "Your kid my be an Honor Roll student, but you're still an idiot"  |
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Walküre
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« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2010, 10:10:45 PM » |
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Draw the line at 3 cats, because we had 4 dogs (just lost the bloodhound to stomach torsion!!), two turtles, 6 cockatiels, one budgie, and a Conure. Mama's looking for a replacement for the bloodhound. Another one I like is: My wife and I get along because we only have ONE thing in common...we both love ME!!!  r |
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« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2010, 10:11:35 PM » |
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My favorite bumper sticker will hopefully no longer be as funny in a couple of years.... BUCK OFAMA
Other than that I prefer the sticker stating that mean people suck with the mean part crossed out and written below it in crayon "MOST"
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Walküre
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« Reply #25 on: June 17, 2010, 10:32:02 PM » |
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My favorite bumper sticker will hopefully no longer be as funny in a couple of years.... BUCK OFAMA
Hmmm....must have come from mine, "Buck Fush!!". Some things never change, just the names... And when did 6 become a couple? R |
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« Reply #26 on: June 17, 2010, 11:20:09 PM » |
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Buck 'em all is MORE appropriate...but if 2 turns into 6 we are ALL Bucked!
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Walküre
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« Reply #27 on: June 17, 2010, 11:23:49 PM » |
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Buck 'em all is MORE appropriate...but if 2 turns into 6 we are ALL Bucked!
oh yeah, kinda like the world was going to end, days after Health Care Reform was signed into law... Time will tell, time will tell. |
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« Reply #28 on: June 18, 2010, 12:57:31 AM » |
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A favorite of mine "Practice safe sex.Go f__k yourself" |
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« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2010, 01:56:06 AM » |
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My favorite shirt. Love to see this on a bumper sticker |
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« Reply #30 on: June 18, 2010, 02:13:12 AM » |
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Had 2 that got to my funny bone.
Go back off in your own jack yard.
This one was popular in the early to mid 40's,
It was a banner that bolted onto the top of your license plate.
It read:
Put your (picture of a heart) in America or get your (picture of a donkey) out.
decoded for ya young uns. LOL.
Put your heart in America or get your ass out.
Straight to the point......
This last one should get very popular here in the near future.
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« Reply #32 on: June 18, 2010, 03:45:16 AM » |
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Did you know.........."Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them". |
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« Reply #33 on: June 18, 2010, 03:48:35 AM » |
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Put your (picture of a heart) in America or get your (picture of a donkey) out.
decoded for ya young uns. LOL.
Put your heart in America or get your ass out.
Straight to the point......
This last one should get very popular here in the near future.
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« Reply #34 on: June 18, 2010, 04:07:26 AM » |
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Draw the line at 3 cats, because we had 4 dogs (just lost the bloodhound to stomach torsion!!), two turtles, 6 cockatiels, one budgie, and a Conure. Mama's looking for a replacement for the bloodhound.
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« Reply #35 on: June 18, 2010, 07:46:04 AM » |
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Or a country song..."oh, mah dawg got drunk, so I kicked'im off th' porch!"...
Others from the past...
"I'd rather be dead than red!", which has new meaning, and "My country, right or wrong!", which doesn't seem to be the case, any more.
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« Reply #36 on: June 18, 2010, 08:49:20 AM » |
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Before my Valk, I was pretty heavy into the Dodge diesel scene. The Ford vs. Dodge crap-throwing is almost as bad as the Valk vs. HD is on here. I put a bumper sticker on my trailer hitch that read: "Attach Ford here" Some more favorites... "My priest molested your honor student" "My kid beat up your honor student" "Honk if you love peace and quiet" |
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« Reply #37 on: June 18, 2010, 10:54:06 AM » |
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"God doesn't believe in atheists"
One I used to have on my off-road truck..
"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians"
"The voices in my head don't like you"
Froma t-shirt spotted at Deals Gap...
"Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle"
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The ONLIEST sticker I ever put on any vehicle: "I'D SLAP YOU, BUT SHIiTE SPLATTERS".
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