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« on: June 19, 2010, 09:35:43 AM » |
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How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
ticked-off cat ;-)
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
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hubcapsc
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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2010, 09:42:32 AM » |
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The Black Assassin would have you in the toilet!  -Mike |
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Gear Jammer
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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2010, 09:56:17 AM » |
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The Black Assassin would have you in the toilet! -Mike I'm not sure Grumpy has ever tried to "make" a cat do that which he/she doesn't like. I have, and also have the hospital bill to prove it  |
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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2010, 09:58:27 AM » |
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I have a black monster cat that weighs 21 pounds, he runs the house. Even the dog will not screw with him.
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2010, 10:40:14 AM » |
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Oliver did not care much for your Kitty Story. He is watching and waiting. Three Pounder as of today and not happy. He is a actual Breed of Cat called a Napoleon.  |
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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2010, 10:41:51 AM » |
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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2010, 10:51:18 AM » |
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you might want to make sure your homeowners Ins. is paid up and will cover it. Eat a good meal first because hospital food stinks! And when you are done ...I dropped something in a badger den and need you to go retrieve it for me.  |
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2010, 05:15:17 PM » |
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Oliver did not care much for your Kitty Story. He is watching and waiting. Three Pounder as of today and not happy. He is a actual Breed of Cat called a Napoleon. Al, that's got to be one of the cutest cats I've ever seen.  If it ever needs adopting, I get first "dibs" ! But you can't tell SugarPlum aobut it  |
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2010, 08:37:17 PM » |
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He plays with the dogs, is very fun to watch and is messing with the mouse cursor as we speak.
His legs are so short he looks like a Ferret as he runs around.
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hubcapsc
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« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2010, 04:43:21 AM » |
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... and is messing with the mouse cursor as we speak.
They get bored of that after about five hours, though... -Mike |
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Jabba
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« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2010, 06:47:50 AM » |
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I have liked about 2 cats in my life.
The most recent one was the neighbors, and he got ran ove in the driveway.
1st time I have ever been really bummed about a cat.
On a serious note... cats belong inside. Don't let them run the neighborhood. They do untold amounts of damage to bird populations. And make semi challenging targets at my house if I don't recognize them. And they jump high and run FAST when a supersonic projectile hits the earth 6" in front of their face, if I am feeling generous, or know where the cat belongs.
The OTHER way I train cats... is to trap them in a have-a-heart trap, and hose them with a steady stream from the hose. Or... a mousetrap with tuna will catch a cat on the head or tongue without killing it. They do NOT like that either.
Simple solution... keep the cats indoors.
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« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2010, 07:34:36 AM » |
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The resident monster in my house has only been outside once in his life, got out by accident one day, and was at the front door waling to get in. He weighs 22 lbs and is not fat, 23 inches in length, not counting the tail, and is spoiled rotten. And is very vocal, talks to me and the wife, if his food dish is low, he will follow you around complaining until it is filled. He was a stray some one dumped in front before he was weaned, brought him in and dried him off from the rain , first thing he did was climb in the bed with my dogs, acted like he belonged there, and has been here for 6 years now.
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« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2010, 07:47:43 AM » |
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Oliver the Napoleon , will lay in his water bowl if out of water to let you know the important things that must be done. All the cats I own are indoor cats. But what if in the middle ages the general population was not taught that cat's were evil and more of them were around. Maybe the Black Plauge would have been averted, they eat rats you know. Fleas from Rats caused the problem, however if they had taken bathes like the Romans on a regular basis also would have helped. Just a thought. Backwards thinking like cat's are evil ranks right up there with some rather silly superstitions like people go crazy on a full moon. |
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« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2010, 11:12:35 AM » |
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On a serious note... cats belong inside. Don't let them run the neighborhood. They do untold amounts of damage to bird populations.
Jabba
I stumbled onto this today... http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=%2Fg%2Fa%2F2010%2F08%2F18%2Fpetscol081810.DTLBased on how many dead frogs (and frog parts) I've stepped on on the way the bathroom in the morning recently, The Black Assassin has done untold damage to the frog population in my neighborhood this summer -Mike |
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« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2010, 11:16:21 AM » |
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HEY!! MY NEIGHBORS HAVE A CAT!!
would that work, or does it have to be a cat that likes you?
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« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2010, 11:17:41 AM » |
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does it have to be a cat that likes you?
Cat's can like you? (And we've got cats, kinda...) Dogs have masters... Cats have staff... |
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« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2010, 11:35:41 AM » |
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Cat's can like you?
Absolutely! Carolyn said that Huey here pitched a fit the other day when I went outside without him...  -Mike "perhaps he thought I had a frog" |
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