Every now and then - on a special occassion - you just have to go out for an expensive dinner.. Mmmm Mmmm.
How about Prime Rib and Lobster.
@#%& choke. How about max out the credit card!
Anyway . .
After a wonderful candle-lit dinner, it was time to pay up and go home.
The waiter brought the bill to the table and it was immediately obvious that I had not a clue what it said. So I slid it over to Lori who looked it over for several seconds when I realized she couldn't make it out either!
Being the thoughtful husband that I am, I offered her my magnifying card from my wallet so
she could see it better.
This worked pretty good until she nearly caught the card AND the bill on fire with the table's candle!
We both laughed so hard that tears ran down our faces.
All I could think of was the vision of an older couple, our for a sofisticated, romantic evening in an up-scale restaurant . . then nearly setting the place on fire because both were too vain to wear their cheaters!
Good thing they didn't bring a birthday cake to the table.
