Super Santa
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« on: July 02, 2010, 08:24:29 PM » |
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Three men married wives from different states.
The first man married a woman from Michigan . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Missouri . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from TEXAS . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
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hotglue #43
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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2010, 08:26:07 PM » |
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Yep...LOL
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godfire
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2010, 08:35:42 PM » |
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That is exactly why I married a girl from Vermont!  She does what she is told to do.....OH NO! Did I type that out loud???? I got to go........... |
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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2010, 08:46:21 PM » |
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Yeah, it's old, but very relevant, and maybe at least one person here hasn't seen/heard this 349 times by now...
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big turkey
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2010, 08:53:38 PM » |
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Training Boys it's all in the Training.
That's why I do the Shopping , Cleaning, Cooking, and never stay out too late.
She has me trained the way she wants.
Big Alice,,,,,,,,,,,, I mean Big Al
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RP#62
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2010, 11:35:03 PM » |
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My wife was talking with one of her girl friends at work the other day who recently got married. She was talking about her new husband's bad habits and whether he would ever change. My wife told her not to worry, they give up after a while.
-RP
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RainMaker
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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2010, 11:57:46 PM » |
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That is exactly why I married a girl from Vermont! She does what she is told to do.....OH NO! Did I type that out loud???? I got to go........... You ain't even healed up from the last time you riled her up!! |
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shortleg
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« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2010, 04:41:09 AM » |
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I have now found that the girls from New Jersey are the
same as the ones from Texas.
Shortleg[Dave]
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Dogg
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« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2010, 07:00:06 AM » |
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I coulda told ya that Dave...Tracy is from NJ...
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