Proof that Barack is the Obamessiah

[fat6man]

Obama preached to the multitude by the side of the lake.

Obama created new states from out of the void.

Obama turned whine into Kool-Aid® for his followers.

Obama came to us carried upon a donkey.

Obama triumphed over the beast, the enemy of all men.

Obama was stoned and yet he has risen.

Obama's flock has millions of sheep. (All on Kool-aid)

Obama will reign over us from a house with many rooms.

You must have no other candidates before Obama.

Obama will raise voters from the dead. Count on it.

                       Now if we could all join together in a hymn

All Hail the Messiah

           All hail the messiah Obama! Obama!
       The path to the new socialist motherland!
         Our savior, our savior Obama! Obama!
     The leader more smarter than Lindsay Lohan!
              Bow down and praise the One!
          Give him your money and your guns!
    Give us a country that makes your wife proud!
           Lord Barry will heal the bitter ones!
         Whites and Clinging to faith and guns!
    Hope for the change of the hope of the change!

[fat6man]

Obama has issued an Executive Order for federal agencies to cease using the term "Illegal Aliens." From this point forward, they're to be called "Undocumented Democrats."

[fat6man]

    Have you heard about the new Obama flavor-changing Kool-Aid?
                                 Just add polling data!

             OBAMA
       O ne
        B ig
         A wful
          M istake
           A merica
                                   
                                  HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

               1. Open a new file in your computer.
               2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
               3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
               4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
               5. Your PC will ask you:
'                    Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
               6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
               7. Feel better?
                           GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.

[MNBill]

Not to hijack the post but I must add:

Don't forget the felons for democrat comedians program we have going here in MN

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/07/14/minnesota-majority-voter-fraud-felons-voting-franken-coleman/

[FLAVALK]

[asfltdncr]

Obama preached to the multitude by the side of the lake.

Obama created new states from out of the void.

Obama turned whine into Kool-Aid® for his followers.

Obama came to us carried upon a donkey.

Obama triumphed over the beast, the enemy of all men.

Obama was stoned and yet he has risen.

Obama's flock has millions of sheep. (All on Kool-aid)

Obama will reign over us from a house with many rooms.

You must have no other candidates before Obama.

Obama will raise voters from the dead. Count on it.

                       Now if we could all join together in a hymn

All Hail the Messiah

           All hail the messiah Obama! Obama!
       The path to the new socialist motherland!
         Our savior, our savior Obama! Obama!
     The leader more smarter than Lindsay Lohan!
              Bow down and praise the One!
          Give him your money and your guns!
    Give us a country that makes your wife proud!
           Lord Barry will heal the bitter ones!
         Whites and Clinging to faith and guns!
    Hope for the change of the hope of the change!

That would sound silly even if you insert Jesus' name.