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kiwi#9582
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« on: July 21, 2010, 02:10:07 PM » |
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Guy goes into a
bar, there's a robot bartender.
The robot says,
"What will you have?"
The guy
says, "Martini."
The robot
brings back the best martini ever and says to the man,
"What's your IQ?"
The guy
says, "168."
The robot then
proceeds to talk about physics,
Space
exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves,
but he is curious...
So he goes back
into the bar.
The robot
bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy
says, "Martini."
Again, the
robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and
says,
"What's your IQ?"
The
guy says, "100."
The robot then
starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere
tractors.
The guy
leaves, but finds it very interesting,
So he
thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes
back into the bar.
The robot says,
"What will you have?"
The guy
says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another
great martini.
The robot then
says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy
says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot
leans in real close and says,
"So, you people still happy you voted for
Obama?"
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