John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
De Pere, WI (Green Bay)
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It's all a matter of appearances.
Rachel, Clare and Samantha haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar.
Rachel arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Clare arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized kisses she joins Rachel in a glass of wine. Then Samantha walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too shares the wine.
Rachel explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York's leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq ft co-op on Fifth Avenue , where Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix.
Clare relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in Naples,Florida .
Samantha explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend, Ben. They run a tropical bird park in California and grow their own vegetables. Ben can stand five parrots, side by side, on his willy.
Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Rachel blurts out the her husband is a cashier at Walmart. They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby a storage facility.
Clare, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that she and Clive are both nurses' aides in a retirement home. They live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama.
Samantha says that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.
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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2010, 11:46:00 AM » |
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ChromeDome
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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2010, 01:12:33 PM » |
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2010, 01:18:29 PM » |
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Excellent!!
However....Ben can stand five parrots, side by side, on his willy.
This is darned funny and begs a picture or two.
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RainMaker
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VRCC#24130 - VRCCDS#0117 - IBA#48473
Arlington, TX
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2010, 01:19:14 PM » |
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You gotta' wonder what kind of shows they put on at that tropical bird park.....  |
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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2010, 01:29:24 PM » |
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It's all a matter of appearances.
Rachel, Clare and Samantha haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar.
Rachel arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Clare arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized kisses she joins Rachel in a glass of wine. Then Samantha walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too shares the wine.
Rachel explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York's leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq ft co-op on Fifth Avenue , where Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix.
Clare relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in Naples,Florida .
Samantha explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend, Ben. They run a tropical bird park in California and grow their own vegetables. Ben can stand five parrots, side by side, on his willy.
Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Rachel blurts out the her husband is a cashier at Walmart. They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby a storage facility.
Clare, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that she and Clive are both nurses' aides in a retirement home. They live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama.
Samantha says that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.
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Skinhead
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J. A. B. O. A.
Troy, MI
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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2010, 02:41:39 PM » |
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Ben can stand five parrots, side by side, on his willy.
That's nothing...
Skinhead can carry 2 large coffees AND 1dozen doughnuts
Please reference the following excerpt from the Rules of the Road:
If any information provided is discovered to be false, the VRCC Administrator has the right to terminate your profile and refuse any current and future access to the message board and subject the guilty party to public ridicule by those who know better.
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John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
De Pere, WI (Green Bay)
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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2010, 03:26:52 PM » |
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« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2010, 03:42:50 PM » |
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Ben can stand five parrots, side by side, on his willy.
That's nothing...
Skinhead can carry 2 large coffees AND 1dozen doughnuts
Please reference the following excerpt from the Rules of the Road:
If any information provided is discovered to be false, the VRCC Administrator has the right to terminate your profile and refuse any current and future access to the message board and subject the guilty party to public ridicule by those who know better.
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take personal responsibility and keep your word
98 Tourer, black and chrome, added 8/11/10
98 Std, yellow/cream, totaled 8/3/10
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« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2010, 05:16:19 PM » |
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Ben can stand five parrots, side by side, on his willy.
That's nothing...
Skinhead can carry 2 large coffees AND 1dozen doughnuts
Please reference the following excerpt from the Rules of the Road:
If any information provided is discovered to be false, the VRCC Administrator has the right to terminate your profile and refuse any current and future access to the message board and subject the guilty party to public ridicule by those who know better.
Those little MINI donuts huh??!! |
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« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2010, 05:17:29 PM » |
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Geez Steamer, I thought you told us you use both hands...to hold that doll while you blow it up.  [/quote] I'm too out of shape to blow her up anymore!!........oh hell,.....  |
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Skinhead
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J. A. B. O. A.
Troy, MI
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« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2010, 05:23:38 PM » |
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Ben can stand five parrots, side by side, on his willy.
That's nothing...
Skinhead can carry 2 large coffees AND 1dozen doughnuts
Please reference the following excerpt from the Rules of the Road:
If any information provided is discovered to be false, the VRCC Administrator has the right to terminate your profile and refuse any current and future access to the message board and subject the guilty party to public ridicule by those who know better.
Those little MINI donuts huh??!! donuts are donuts, are we gonna split hairs here? |
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RainMaker
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« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2010, 05:25:53 PM » |
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Ben can stand five parrots, side by side, on his willy.
That's nothing...
Skinhead can carry 2 large coffees AND 1dozen doughnuts
Please reference the following excerpt from the Rules of the Road:
If any information provided is discovered to be false, the VRCC Administrator has the right to terminate your profile and refuse any current and future access to the message board and subject the guilty party to public ridicule by those who know better.
Those little MINI donuts huh??!! Like anyone would want to eat the donuts and drink the coffee after he put it on the table. |
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« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2010, 05:27:00 PM » |
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houstone
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Santa Fe, TX
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« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2010, 05:55:44 PM » |
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Sure hope those parrots don't start to slip!  |
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X Ring
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The Landmass Between Mobile And New Orleans
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« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2010, 06:45:34 AM » |
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People are more passionately opposed to wearing fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than bikers.  |
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