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I am actually being paid to sit in a strip club all day tomorrow (probably 12-14 hours). Honest! Plus, my wife is fine with it. I am playing a patron of such an establishment in the movie "30 Minutes or Less" filming in Grand Rapids. You know, come to think of it, maybe I should have asked what gender the strippers are before I accepted this gig  |
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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2010, 06:49:26 PM » |
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Smitty told me the front row is where you want to be. I wouldn't know.
p.s. Did they supply you with any small bills? If not I suspect this is just another one of the those old guy scams.
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2010, 06:50:20 PM » |
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Keep in mind....Fake boobs taste funny  |
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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2010, 06:53:53 PM » |
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. .....also keep in mind....there,s no sex in the...hundred dollar champaigne room.. . ....dont ask me how I know..  |
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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2010, 06:55:37 PM » |
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Keep in mind....Fake boobs taste funny And you would know this because.......... |
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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2010, 06:56:15 PM » |
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Keep in mind....Fake boobs taste funny That's funny I don't care who you are!! |
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« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2010, 06:58:05 PM » |
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I'm not sure they get "A" list performers in Grand Rapids. They are supplying the bills and the fake drinks. I'm practicing my "motor-boating" technique and trying to remember how I acted way back when I was known to frequent such establishments. Of course, it was always for psychosocial research.  |
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« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2010, 07:01:44 PM » |
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and if they stare at you, it's not because they think you are special...different than the rest. Do not ask them out for coffee after...they won't go. Or so I've heard. . .....also keep in mind....there,s no sex in the...hundred dollar champaigne room.. . ....dont ask me how I know.. |
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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2010, 08:55:34 PM » |
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hey therapist, don't forget the nitro............they take off a LOT more than they used to. ...........or so i've heard  |
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« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2010, 04:03:45 AM » |
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Yep...the heart jumper cable pills are always with me. So, I am leaving now for my big scene. Too bad my Mom isn't still alive...she would be so...uh....maybe it's just as well  |
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« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2010, 04:18:14 AM » |
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sorry therapist ya dont fool me one bit ya'll are having secretary auditions in Grand Rapids arent you?  remember they still have to be able to type answer the phone and file stuff while......... |
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« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2010, 04:20:08 AM » |
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A Valk would look good in the exterior shots. Make the place look tougher to have a Valk out front. Perhaps you should send out headshots on the bike too when you try for movie gigs.
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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2010, 04:27:24 AM » |
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Man the things a guy has to do in the name
of ART !
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« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2010, 04:46:10 AM » |
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Who is ART???  |
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« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2010, 05:42:22 AM » |
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Keep in mind....Fake boobs taste funny I did not know that ! |
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« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2010, 08:45:09 AM » |
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"I am actually being paid to sit in a strip club all day tomorrow (probably 12-14 hours). " Remember, if it lasts for more than 4 hours call your Doctor immediately.....  Do you need a "stand-in" or "body double"??  |
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« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2010, 12:42:33 PM » |
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I am actually being paid to sit in a strip club all day tomorrow (probably 12-14 hours).
When I retire in 15 years or so I want this guy's job. That would be almost as good as Therapist's job. Pot Reviewer Gets Paid To Get High http://www.wbaltv.com/news/24422897/detail.html |
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« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2010, 12:45:15 PM » |
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"Every guy's dream?" My dream actually involved icecream,Hamburgers, Valkyries and no where I needed to be at any set time...EVER AGAIN !
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« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2010, 01:11:37 PM » |
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hey therapist, don't forget the nitro............they take off a LOT more than they used to. ...........or so i've heard I'll have you know that I keep all of my clothes on! |
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« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2010, 05:45:12 PM » |
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A Valk would look good in the exterior shots. Make the place look tougher to have a Valk out front. Perhaps you should send out head-shots on the bike too when you try for movie gigs.
Actually, one of the pictures is of me standing in front of the Valk. I lost one job that wanted me and my motorcycle, as long as my bike wasn't too "flashy" (they hadn't seen the above picture). I knew they wanted "generic" looking bikes and they would be blinded by the chrome |
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« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2010, 05:25:11 AM » |
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Ooooo! Can I have your autograph? |
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« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2010, 09:48:19 AM » |
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Keep in mind....Fake boobs taste funny how would you know that joe |
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« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2010, 12:03:25 PM » |
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If you can touch them, they are real to me
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« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2010, 12:14:02 PM » |
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Not until I finagle a speaking role some day (fat chance). However, I may need a place to crash for a while should my wife  see the theater version of the movie (we did a milder TV version). There goes 20 years of trying to build a professional reputation...right out the window. Ooooo! Can I have your autograph? |
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« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2010, 12:51:26 PM » |
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If you can touch them, they are real to me
Who cares if they are fake, they have real skin on them. |
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« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2010, 12:56:35 PM » |
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Ha ha ha ha ha...I got quite a giggle out of that. We do have a spare room if your WIFE threatens to put your eyes out. Not until I finagle a speaking role some day (fat chance). However, I may need a place to crash for a while should my wife see the theater version of the movie (we did a TV version with the girl's tops on). The director made me do some pretty R rated things. There goes 20 years of trying to build a professional reputation...right out the window. (but it was worth it...it's a wonder I didn't lose an eye). Ooooo! Can I have your autograph? |
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« Reply #26 on: August 04, 2010, 07:20:44 PM » |
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here's a trick i learned in a club in Detroit: mind you, you only get to do this once!! slip a quarter under your drink to get ice cold, while it's chilling take a dollar bill and fold it in thirds lengthwise so the quarter will slide down the inside of it. slip the quarter in, hold the bill with your teeth and the quarter inside the bill with your lips. now when you go to slip the dollar down the front of the g-string let the quarter loose first...... well now you know why you only get to do this once per club. |
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