Humor in Uniform 8/3/2010

[R J]

8/3/2010
My husband, Douglas, and I were driving around Luke Air Force Base in Arizona where we had recently been stationed.  In front of us was a blue military truck bearing the letters S.W.A.T. and a sign advising people to stay at a safe distance.  Suddenly the truck stopped, and several soldiers jumped out.  I commented to Douglas that something exciting must have happened----and we were about to witness a dramatic scene.   Douglas looked at me and laughed.  He explained that S.W.A.T. stands for "seeds, weeds and trash."  The soldiers were assigned to keep the base clean.
Wendy Moore