Jabba
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« on: March 25, 2009, 05:36:43 AM » |
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Steelers to lose Super Bowl Trophies
Updated: March 32, 2009
Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to win six titles, will soon be losing half of those trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and President Barack Hussain Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steelers’ Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in the league.
“We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl.” said Obama “We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the wake of these difficult times.” Obama’s plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not successful or have not been as successful as the Steelers. “The Detroit Lions are just as much a part of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers and they should, no rather will, be entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as well.” Obama explains in his plan that he has imposed on Godel and the NFL.
The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play, stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents, careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their fans, has prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack Hussain Obama’s plan calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFL’s less successful teams. Obama went on to further proclaim, “In these difficult times we are all in this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every team, for every city and for every fan.”
“My plan will not affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league.” Obama assures. That’s over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL will not have to worry about losing any Super Bowl Trophies. “The worst teams in the NFL and the teams that can’t seem to get a break and win a championship will no longer have to worry about going without a title.” Obama promises. “We are a country and league of hope. We all need to make a change. It does not matter the color of the teams uniforms, the personal decisions that the teams make or their performance but rather if they are a member of this great American league.”
The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit Lions. Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not manage a victory all season and this trophy will help ease the pain of their lack of performance and give them hope once again. The redistribution of Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the Steelers’ division rival the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who also have fallen on hard times have never won a Super Bowl. This victory will bring a smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all over the world as they can now celebrate. Finally, one of the Steelers’ two Super Bowl victories over the Dallas Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys since the league needs to provide hope in the face of difficulty and provide hope in the face of uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the Steelers but together we can all prosper.
All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans, Barack Hussain Obama has another plan in place. Obama has meet with MLB and commissioner Bud Selig on a similar plan. The New York Yankees will redistribute two of their world series trophies to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement to their loosing 16 straight seasons and counting. This plan will help stimulate the Pirates and enable them to regain the American Dream. Barack Hussain Obama will be meeting with the NHL and Michael Phelps in the upcoming weeks as this issue is high on his agenda for “Hope and Change.”
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RedValk
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« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2009, 05:45:13 AM » |
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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2009, 05:49:23 AM » |
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Wait a minute! What about the Minnesota Vikings! No team has lost 4 times like them! They try hard! They deserve a trophy. It is not FAIR they do not get one. They should sue!
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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2009, 05:54:24 AM » |
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Buffalo Bills lost FOUR STRAIGHT SUPER BOWLS.....what about dem'...........  |
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« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2009, 06:12:00 AM » |
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« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2009, 07:08:14 AM » |
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Ok ,now pinch yourself and wake up ,It's only a dream! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIENDS. , ,aHH, Ahh that six pack tastes goooood ,  , |
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« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2009, 07:10:43 AM » |
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« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2009, 07:30:36 AM » |
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but what about "hope and change" |
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« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2009, 07:56:34 AM » |
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but what about "hope and change" We have "hope and change"..... Either everyone "hopes we have some change" "hopes we don't have change but have some change in our pockets" "hopes there is some change within government" and the list goes on...... |
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« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2009, 07:59:15 AM » |
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Scarcity is the true problem. We do not have enough resources to go around. At work it is jobs that are scarce. At the gas pumps it is apparently barrells of oil that are scarce. In sports it is the scarcity that results in the chaos and injuries. We should give everyone a trophy. Rather than re-distributing the goods from previous years, we should help engineer more goods for the current and future years. Why look back at what team lost four in a row or who needed a trophy in the 80s. We need to fix the problems here and now. We need to focus on the future and the change that will get us there. We need to give everyteam a trophy (even if it is smaller or less shiny). If the promise of everyone getting a trophy at the end of the season is not good enough to make immediate corrections to the sport then we should rush some mid-season and even pre-season trophies out to them to help tide the teams over until they get the real distributed trophies later. Change should begin by changing scarcity. If we focus on changing scarcity we do not need to worry about other problems within the league, like citizenship, criminal activity, or re-education, because those should be fixed by the change to scarcity. If not, then we will provide more in the future until it does.  |
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« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2009, 03:11:52 PM » |
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AS A LIONS FAN I CAN SAY THIS MAYBE THE ONE WAY THE TEAM WEILL GET TO GET A SUPERBOWL TROPHY. LOL
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« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2009, 04:43:28 PM » |
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HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHAT ABOUT THE CUBBIES????
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« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2009, 11:39:42 AM » |
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When I read the title I about had a heart attack.
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« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2009, 07:15:19 PM » |
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I grew up a cubs fan, what a great video! Thanks MarkT  |
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