Nurses

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh, Fred declared.

"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional
nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a
patient."

"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his
trousers, revealing the tiniest manhood the nurse had
ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been
bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then
almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she
was able to regain her composure .

"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me.

On my honor as a nurse and
a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me,
what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied