John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
De Pere, WI (Green Bay)
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Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob.'
Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.
The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'
'Never,' said Bob.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.
He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.....
"BOB, wake up! You just crapped in the bed!"
Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be!
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2010, 06:05:43 PM » |
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98 T
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'98 Tourer
Brookfield, WI
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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2010, 07:38:00 PM » |
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Damn!!! Now that's funny!! I don't care who you are..... that's really funny!!
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It's not WHAT you ride....it's THAT you ride!
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Bigdog
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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2010, 08:20:07 PM » |
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FUNNY!!!
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This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it or their revolutionary right to dismember it or overthrow it." -- Abraham Lincoln, 4 April 1861
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X Ring
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VRCC #27389, VRCCDS #204
The Landmass Between Mobile And New Orleans
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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2010, 10:21:36 PM » |
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People are more passionately opposed to wearing fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than bikers.  |
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R J
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2010, 10:30:55 PM » |
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I'd seen that one before, but as I was reading it I forgot and ya hit me with the punch line and I thought to myself, he nailed ya hook line and sinker...
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scoot
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Lifes too short Ride it hard
Grand Rapids Mi.
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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2010, 03:13:26 AM » |
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KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)
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Williamsburg, KY
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« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2010, 04:06:42 AM » |
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Kaiser
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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2010, 06:41:57 AM » |
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Chocolate eggs.
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SANDMAN5
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« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2010, 06:42:42 AM » |
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Can we change it from "Bob" to "Stanley"? |
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"Evolution" is a dying religion being kept alive with tax dollars.  |
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ChromeDome
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60 miles West of Chicago!
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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2010, 07:03:47 AM » |
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