Humor in Uniform 8/28/2010

[R J]

8/28/2010
Out of the navy and ready to buy my own home, I filled out the veteran’s loan forms and mailed them away.  But what I didn’t realize was that I had placed the forms in an envelope containing a lock of hair from my two-year old son’s first haircut.   Two weeks later I received this note:  “Enclosed is your loan certificate.  Regardless of what you were told, we really don’t need a sample of your DNA.”
Frances T. Jimmis