Always get a second opinion. :)

[John Schmidt]

While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home, he wakes one morning
to find his "member" covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here; we know very little about it.'

The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.' The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate.'

The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice.'

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his member and proclaims, 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease.'

The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate!'

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money dat way. No need to opelate!'

‘Oh, Thank God!' the man replies.

'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'wait two week.  Fawl
off by self!'

[Charlie McCready]

John, you never cease to amaze me. Whether it be serious issues with the Valk or  VD issues you tell it well. Hang in there and tell it like it is ............................

[John Schmidt]

Charlie, I sure hope you don't think it's from personal experience. 

So, what's your summer plans? Do you plan to make it out to Colorado, I'm hoping to but depends on a "baby sitter" for my wife...which would most likely be her sister in Columbus, OH. If I have to drive her up there, I'll most likely trailer the bike and leave from up there. Maybe I can find someone from up that way to make the trip with me, makes it more enjoyable.

[PAVALKER]

Reminded me of some of the early VD Training Videos from the Navy.....