John Schmidt
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« on: September 10, 2010, 07:28:29 PM » |
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An 86 year old man goes for a physical. His tests come back with good results,the doctor tells him.
"Everything looks great.How are you doing emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
Bob replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.'
"Wow, that's incredible!" the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bob's wife. "Ginger, Bob is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof*! the light goes off?"
"OH MY GOD!!" Ginger exclaims..."he's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2010, 07:30:30 PM » |
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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2010, 07:38:17 PM » |
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2010, 07:41:16 PM » |
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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2010, 07:56:04 PM » |
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Thats funny  Awhile back one of my customers in his 80's came in and I asked him "how ya doing?" He said not so good. I just came from the doctor and got some bad news. Five years ago when I had a physical the doctor told me that from here on out I will loose about an inch per year. I was six two at the time so I wasn't worried. Today I found out that he wasn't talking about my height. |
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2010, 09:13:39 AM » |
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Thats funny Awhile back one of my customers in his 80's came in and I asked him "how ya doing?" He said not so good. I just came from the doctor and got some bad news. Five years ago when I had a physical the doctor told me that from here on out I will loose about an inch per year. I was six two at the time so I wasn't worried. Today I found out that he wasn't talking about my height. Believe me Brad.....he's right.   |
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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2010, 04:36:04 AM » |
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Thats funny Awhile back one of my customers in his 80's came in and I asked him "how ya doing?" He said not so good. I just came from the doctor and got some bad news. Five years ago when I had a physical the doctor told me that from here on out I will loose about an inch per year. I was six two at the time so I wasn't worried. Today I found out that he wasn't talking about my height. Believe me Brad.....he's right. 10-04 that. That's all I'll say about that. Forrest Gump |
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« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2010, 05:12:12 AM » |
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R.J., that may well be true, however, it just don't make that much difference anymore, huh? |
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« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2010, 05:24:38 AM » |
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« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2010, 05:28:05 AM » |
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Thats funny Awhile back one of my customers in his 80's came in and I asked him "how ya doing?" He said not so good. I just came from the doctor and got some bad news. Five years ago when I had a physical the doctor told me that from here on out I will loose about an inch per year. I was six two at the time so I wasn't worried. Today I found out that he wasn't talking about my height. Sweet  Looks like in a few years I'll be "cuttin' hairs" to see which one bleeds before I can take a leak. |
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