A 90 year-old farmer is telling his barber he married a 25 year-old women

[FryeVRCCDS0067]

A 90 year-old farmer is telling his barber he married a 25 year-old women when he was 88. His barber asked how that was working out.

He said it worked out great for a while. The only problem was that at his age he didn’t get aroused often and when he did he was usually in the fields and by the time he would get back to the house the moment would be gone. Because of this he started carrying his shotgun with him and when the moment was right he would shoot it into the air to signal his wife, who with the speed of youth, would soon appear with a pillow and blanket.

His barber asked how that was working out? The farmer replied, “pretty good for a while, but I haven’t seen her since squirrel season.”

[Sludge]

heheh  I need to tell that one at breakfast on Monday morning 

[R J]

A 90 year-old farmer is telling his barber he married a 25 year-old women when he was 88. His barber asked how that was working out.

He said it worked out great for a while. The only problem was that at his age he didn’t get aroused often and when he did he was usually in the fields and by the time he would get back to the house the moment would be gone. Because of this he started carrying his shotgun with him and when the moment was right he would shoot it into the air to signal his wife, who with the speed of youth, would soon appear with a pillow and blanket.

His barber asked how that was working out? The farmer replied, “pretty good for a while, but I haven’t seen her since squirrel season.”

Hey bro, do you mind if I steal this and mail it to some of my freinds.

[FryeVRCCDS0067]

A 90 year-old farmer is telling his barber he married a 25 year-old women when he was 88. His barber asked how that was working out.

He said it worked out great for a while. The only problem was that at his age he didn’t get aroused often and when he did he was usually in the fields and by the time he would get back to the house the moment would be gone. Because of this he started carrying his shotgun with him and when the moment was right he would shoot it into the air to signal his wife, who with the speed of youth, would soon appear with a pillow and blanket.

His barber asked how that was working out? The farmer replied, “pretty good for a while, but I haven’t seen her since squirrel season.”

Hey bro, do you mind if I steal this and mail it to some of my freinds.

Help yourself my friend. Jokes are only funny if they're shared. I heard that joke years ago from my Mom who loved a good joke and who I miss greatly. She'd be glad that you liked it.

[Normandog]

       
Thanks Mike, that's a good one.