R J
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« on: September 13, 2010, 04:18:11 PM » |
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For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and '40's. Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields. They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet......and the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream. Here are more of the actual signs:
DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW OUT SO FAR IT MAY GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR. BURMA SHAVE
TRAINS DON'T WANDER ALL OVER THE MAP 'CAUSE NOBODY SITS IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP Burma Shave
SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH BY MISTAKE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS HER HUSBAND JAKE Burma Shave
DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD TO GAIN A MINUTE YOU NEED YOUR HEAD YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT Burma Shave
DROVE TOO LONG DRIVER SNOOZING WHAT HAPPENED NEXT IS NOT AMUSING Burma Shave
BROTHER SPEEDER LET'S REHEARSE ALL TOGETHER GOOD MORNING, NURSE Burma Shave
CAUTIOUS RIDER TO HER RECKLESS DEAR LET'S HAVE LESS BULL AND MORE STEER Burma Shave
SPEED WAS HIGH WEATHER WAS NOT TIRES WERE THIN X MARKS THE SPOT Burma Shave
THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL FOR BEER LED TO A WARMER HEMISPHERE Burma Shave
AROUND THE CURVE LICKETY-SPLIT BEAUTIFUL CAR WASN'T IT? Burma Shave
NO MATTER THE PRICE NO MATTER HOW NEW THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE IN THE CAR IS YOU Burma Shave
A GUY WHO DRIVES A CAR WIDE OPEN IS NOT THINKIN' HE'S JUST HOPIN' Burma Shave
AT INTERSECTIONS LOOK EACH WAY A HARP SOUNDS NICE BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY Burma Shave
BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL EYES ON THE ROAD THAT'S THE SKILLFUL DRIVER'S CODE Burma Shave
THE ONE WHO DRIVES WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING DEPENDS ON YOU TO DO HIS THINKING Burma Shave
CAR IN DITCH DRIVER IN TREE THE MOON WAS FULL AND SO WAS HE. Burma Shave
PASSING SCHOOL ZONE TAKE IT SLOW LET OUR LITTLE SHAVERS GROW Burma Shave
Do these bring back any old memories? If not, you're merely a child. If they do - then you're old as dirt... LIKE ME!
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« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2010, 04:31:23 PM » |
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Around the curve Likety split Lovely car Wasn't it.
Burma Shave
That is the one that has stuck with me through all the years. I loved them.
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« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2010, 04:34:52 PM » |
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There were a few that existed past the 40s because i remember seeing them on summer vacations when I was young, and I wasn't born until Oct. '56
They were the highlight of the trips for me
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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2010, 04:40:44 PM » |
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and yes I remember those signs, they were al through Al and Ga,Tn and Ms. I also remember that a lot of barn tops and sides had things like "See Rock City" painted on them.
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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2010, 05:07:07 PM » |
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Oh yeah!
There is a set of signs on Highway 27 going south to Decatur Indiana. They're not Burma Shave but remind me of them.
LISTEN BIRDS THESE SIGNS COST MONEY SO ROOST AWHILE BUT DON'T GET FUNNY
Back 40 Restaurant, Decatur
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« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2010, 05:18:29 PM » |
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ya but i was reeeeaaalllllyyyyyyyy young LOL. had them is kansas. 
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« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2010, 05:20:47 PM » |
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Oh my....yup, older than dirt.  I remember them well, a couple of my relatives that had farms in Iowa had those in the field out by the road. A high school buddy used to hang a piece of ladies undergarment on one of those signs near his girlfriend's farm, apparently was his way of keeping the rest of us "abreast" of his conquests. It also told us it was just the two of them at home and for us to stay away....not likely to happen. So, one night on the way to my gal's place I see his "signal" hanging from a Burma Shave sign, so I swiped a huge pair of bloomers off a nearby clothesline and hung it up there in place of the one he had hung. Those suckers were the size of modern day pedal pushers the gals wear. He figured out who did it, and unknown to me...he sneaked over to my place one night and hung them out of the trunk lid. I drove around town for three days before his dad, a local cop, asked me if I was bragging about MY conquest....then pointed it out to me. The places I parked made it so I never approached the car from the rear, that's why I never saw it. Three days at school with bloomers hanging out the back....and nobody would tell me. They all just wanted to know who my new girlfriend was.
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« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2010, 05:52:24 PM » |
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I have heard of them and happy to say, too young to have seen them for myself.
Thanks for sharing.
Maybe if we had Those signs today Maybe people would not be chatting away!
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« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2010, 08:58:13 PM » |
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I remember them, also See Rock City painted on many barns in the central US. And yes, I am as old as dirt, but still on top, not under it. 
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« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2010, 09:43:37 PM » |
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Yep, I remember them, all over Tennessee in the 50s. And I think some in VA.
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« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2010, 09:55:14 PM » |
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Even though we only arrived in the US in 1959 (I was eleven) I remember seeing them in the midwest. We lived in Wisconsin, but traveled throughout Indiana, Illinois, and Ohio, and I remember them well.  Of course I also remember playing word games with license plates of other cars, or another game was to find the first letters in alphabetic order on a sign that we were passing. Why did it seem I was always searching for the hard ones like "X", or "Q", or "Y"?  It's amazing we survived without watching movies in the car, or video games. Boy, I never realized just how bad we had it then! 
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« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2010, 12:15:09 AM » |
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I remember them also. I think there are a couple "See Rock City" barns around still. I also remember car trips in Texas in the summer with NO air conditioning.
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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2010, 04:33:41 AM » |
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I remember them also. I think there are a couple "See Rock City" barns around still. I also remember car trips in Texas in the summer with NO air conditioning.
NO A/C, wow, my 1st real civilian job, I was assigned to Blythe, CA, my Patrol car was a 49 Nash Ambassador, NO a/c, NO power brakes, NO power steering, MANUAL transmission, with OVERDRIVE, 6 cylinder stock engine, had it 9 months, then got a HOT 55 Buick, still no a/c, and the radio was out of range 1/2 the time. 
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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2010, 04:44:48 AM » |
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I remember the signs...... but they must have been REALLY old when I saw them  ..LOL I also remember the canvas bag ya filled with water and hung in the open window of the car for air conditioning.... it leaked enough water ta kinda cool ya off....well sorta..as the wind blew across it... 
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« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2010, 05:25:44 AM » |
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About 14 years ago Reminisce magazine was putting out NEW Burma Shave signs in a few places. One set was on Route 32 near Black Water Falls close to Davis in W. Virginia. Chris and I had ridden down to Canaan Valley for a HSTA gathering and I saw them. I wonder if the signs are still there? Do you remember also the Mail Pouch signs painted on the sides of big red barns? How about THREE lane highways? Full service at 'filling' stations and gas 20 cents per gallon. How about using alcohol for antifreeze instead of Prestone? How about one windshield wiper on cars, the second one was an added accessory. I'll quit now. 
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« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2010, 06:27:06 AM » |
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Occasionally places will still use Burma Shave sign style advertising. I'm younger than the original burma shave signs.
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« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2010, 08:05:09 AM » |
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I do not remember the Burma Shave signs, but have seen lots of Mail Pouch Tobacco barns and See Rock City barns.
I always remember a MAD Magazine parody of the Burma Shave signs:
Empty beer cans along the road
Are ugly people say.
But at night
Reflecting light
They safely guide the way.
Burma Shave.
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« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2010, 08:25:45 AM » |
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I can remember the Burma Shave adds ... we even had them in Canada
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« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2010, 04:38:52 PM » |
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Only place I have seen them was on I-90 (ugh) in SD. Saw them from Mitchel to Wall. I like the 'see rock city' signs. Still see Chew Mail pouch on barns.
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« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2010, 06:43:03 PM » |
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« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2010, 07:16:18 PM » |
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Someone actually archived all the Burma Shave jingles... http://burma-shave.org/
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« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2010, 08:13:59 PM » |
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I have heard of them and happy to say, too young to have seen them for myself.
Thanks for sharing.
Maybe if we had Those signs today Maybe people would not be chatting away!
Im right there with a Big Rig! Heard of em too, but too young to have seen em. Also, if no one else will do so... I will.... Good Job on your jingle! 
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« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2010, 08:51:35 PM » |
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About 14 years ago Reminisce magazine was putting out NEW Burma Shave signs in a few places. One set was on Route 32 near Black Water Falls close to Davis in W. Virginia. Chris and I had ridden down to Canaan Valley for a HSTA gathering and I saw them. I wonder if the signs are still there? Do you remember also the Mail Pouch signs painted on the sides of big red barns? How about THREE lane highways? Full service at 'filling' stations and gas 20 cents per gallon. How about using alcohol for antifreeze instead of Prestone? How about one windshield wiper on cars, the second one was an added accessory. I'll quit now.  Hay Wayne, how about when the starter was a big button on the floor... I'm not old enough to have driven a car with one of these, but rode with my uncle in one when I was a wee lad...  Hay  Jimmyt
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« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2010, 09:01:22 PM » |
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I remember them, also See Rock City painted on many barns in the central US. And yes, I am as old as dirt, but still on top, not under it.  +1 Been there and seen them too. Vividly remember the Rock City signs but my dad would never stop at Rock City. 
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