A thief in Paris
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A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and
made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of
gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
Then he tried to get away on a train but, too loose la track.
(And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post this)
I figure I had nothing Toulouse.
Do Not Quit Your Day Job = DNQYDJ
As Forrest Gump would say:
“That's all I have to say about that.”
