My wife just explained it to me......

[shortleg]

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there
is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't
heavy, we are enormously cultured,
educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt
in the mirror I will think,
“Good grief, look how smart I am!”

Must be where “Smart Ass” came from!

     Shortleg[Dave]

[R J]

Are you referring to SAWB?   Smart Assed White Boy.

Michael?

[junior]

i thought thier asses got so big from the allergic reaction to the toilet tissue 

[Karen]

What the heck is toilet tissue?

[Wizzard]

They dont fart as much either as they talk so much they do not build up enough pressure

[Valkahuna]

They dont fart as much either as they talk so much they do not build up enough pressure

I've always been told that since women don't fart or belch as much as men, they have to expell air by bitching, so they don't blow up.

Sounds reasonable to me. ???