Anyone fluent in Russian and English?

[Willow]

I need someone fluent in the Russian and English languages.  If you are and are willing to help please let me know.  I'll send you an email to the address registered on this board.

TIA

[R J]

Carl, isn't there a translator hunk of software on the Internet?

http://translation.babylon.com/russian/

[JimL]

I would think that Ice/Yuri (or as Smokin Joe refers to him...his "German Redneck friend") probably knows Russian.

[Willow]

Carl, isn't there a translator hunk of software on the Internet?

There are a couple of them, RJ, but I don't trust their accuracy.

I have an email from a Russian member who can't understand my response as to what he needs to do to post on the board.

[R J]

Carl, isn't there a translator hunk of software on the Internet?

There are a couple of them, RJ, but I don't trust their accuracy.

I have an email from a Russian member who can't understand my response as to what he needs to do to post on the board.

Carl, send it to me and let me play with it.
I'll attempt my old translation skills from the USMC.

rjb448ATgmailDOTcom

[JimL]

Carl, isn't there a translator hunk of software on the Internet?

There are a couple of them, RJ, but I don't trust their accuracy.

I have an email from a Russian member who can't understand my response as to what he needs to do to post on the board.

Carl, send it to me and let me play with it.
I'll attempt my old translation skills from the USMC.

rjb448ATgmailDOTcom

Now this could be interesting!  Please let us know how this goes....especially if Willow gets an irate reply from a prospective Russian member demanding to know why he needs to submit photos of himself with pasties on his nipples as a requirement for registering. 

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[JimL]

That last post almost blinded me!  When I think of Russian women, I prefer Anna Kornikova...

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[Ice]

I would think that Ice/Yuri (or as Smokin Joe refers to him...his "German Redneck friend") probably knows Russian.

Jim,

I would love to say that I can help, but I only speak German, not Russian, yes the name is Russian but there is a looooong story behind that.
 
Yuri

[Jess Tolbirt]

for a minute i thought you was looking for a Russian bride,,,

[Big Rig]

Willow,

send me the e-mail. I have a couple "friends".

Dave

[Big IV]

Я не знаю русского. Огорченно.

[Walküre]

Я не знаю русского. Огорченно.

Я не знаю российской, либо-только Польша

[Big IV]

Я не знаю русского. Огорченно.

Я не знаю российской, либо-только Польша

I do not know Russian, or -only Poland

I'm betting that was supposed to be polish instead of only Poland? I wouldn't completely trust an online translator either, but they are a start. Pictures are the international language of the internet. Use lots of pictures in your response.

[Willow]

Я не знаю русского. Огорченно.

Your Russian is impressive, IV, but I need someone who is fluent in Russian AND English.    

[fstsix]

Я не знаю русского. Огорченно.

Your Russian is impressive, IV, but I need someone who is fluent in Russian AND English.    

Hey!!! I know that guy!! My last being Wlodarczyk,,I see my friends names every time i take the Eye Exam at DMV ?

[Big Rig]

Willow,

I talked to my "guy"...

He says "Valka" is having issues with loggin into the sight to post pictures.

He said that the words we do not recognize in the e-mail are "cussin" words...

So let me know how you would like to proceed.

Dave

[Big IV]

Я не знаю русского. Огорченно.

Your Russian is impressive, IV, but I need someone who is fluent in Russian AND English.    

Nyet. I am not fluent in both.

[CajunRider]

I hear the most interesting man in the world can speak Russian... in French.    

[JOCK3]

i have a buddy who is fluent in Russian,if your stuck i can ask him.

I have an amusing story about him,he is from eastern europe himself and now works as a police officer here in the UK,a couple of months ago he and another officer stopped some guys for a traffic offence,whist the cops were doing their paper work,the russian guys in the car started talking about their drug stash,they spoke openly to one another and described where the stash was in detail unaware that the "brittish" cop was fluent in 5 languages,they had 2 kilos of heroin in their house 

[Kidd]

My wife in Russian  , but I doubt she has nay interest in helping

[Big IV]

whist the cops were doing their paper work,the russian guys in the car started talking about their drug stash,they spoke openly to one another and described where the stash was in detail unaware that the "brittish" cop was fluent in 5 languages,they had 2 kilos of heroin in their house 

I love it when that happens. My cop buddies that know Spanish and Hmong here get the same reaction when they overhear a conversation that they aren't expected to know.