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Author Topic: **PUBLIC NOTICE** (HUMOR)  (Read 1863 times)
Westernbiker
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« on: November 15, 2010, 07:16:38 AM »

*PUBLIC NOTICE:*
 


"Please be advised - I am sick of receiving questions and phone calls about
 

my dog who mauled 3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back fence,
 

 6 illegal's wearing Obama T-shirts, 4 stupid Democrats wearing Pelosi
 

T-shirts, 2 rappers, 5 phone operators wanting me to press #1 for English,
 

9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their butt cracks, 8 customer
 

service people speaking in broken English, 10 flag burners, and a Pakistani
 

taxi driver. **
 


*FOR THE LAST TIME...*
 


*THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!"*
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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2010, 07:22:54 AM »

Sick.
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R J
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2010, 07:25:29 AM »

Wha cha got Strong Eagle, ya got da flu.

Just hope it is the 72 hour one.

 Evil He made me do it.

Ya opened the door brother, and I walked in.
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2010, 07:48:42 AM »

Wha cha got Strong Eagle, ya got da flu.

Just hope it is the 72 hour one.

 Evil He made me do it.

Ya opened the door brother, and I walked in.

No, RJ... it is sick... and it is too bad that you cannot see that.  The premise of the joke is that his dog mauls three Muslims plus a bunch of other people... and is in demand.
 
Can you tell me why this joke is any different than the ones I heard in high school... like Evil Knievel jumping a bulldozer over 50 n*ggers?
 
Can ya?  How is it different?

All I can see is that WesternBiker is telling jokes that most of us left behind in the 70's... juvenile... bigoted and unthinking.

Door is open to you... you walked in... got anything to say?
 
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FLAVALK
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2010, 08:49:09 AM »

Wha cha got Strong Eagle, ya got da flu.

Just hope it is the 72 hour one.

 Evil He made me do it.

Ya opened the door brother, and I walked in.

No, RJ... it is sick... and it is too bad that you cannot see that.  The premise of the joke is that his dog mauls three Muslims plus a bunch of other people... and is in demand.
 
Can you tell me why this joke is any different than the ones I heard in high school... like Evil Knievel jumping a bulldozer over 50 n*ggers?
 
Can ya?  How is it different?

All I can see is that WesternBiker is telling jokes that most of us left behind in the 70's... juvenile... bigoted and unthinking.

Door is open to you... you walked in... got anything to say?
 



Dude.....it's a JOKE. Kinda like Obama getting elected....  2funny (sorry, couldn't resist)
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JerryB
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2010, 09:19:22 AM »

Someone said along time ago"If a post offends you,don't open it or read it".......I thought it was cute...JB.
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2010, 09:30:03 AM »

Wha cha got Strong Eagle, ya got da flu.

Just hope it is the 72 hour one.

 Evil He made me do it.

Ya opened the door brother, and I walked in.

No, RJ... it is sick... and it is too bad that you cannot see that.  The premise of the joke is that his dog mauls three Muslims plus a bunch of other people... and is in demand.
 
Can you tell me why this joke is any different than the ones I heard in high school... like Evil Knievel jumping a bulldozer over 50 n*ggers?
 
Can ya?  How is it different?

All I can see is that WesternBiker is telling jokes that most of us left behind in the 70's... juvenile... bigoted and unthinking.

Door is open to you... you walked in... got anything to say?
 

Strong Eagle........Someone could say they didn't like Chocolate Ice Cream and you would start defending the feelings of the Vanilla Ice Cream....fyou really need to relax a little more and try to find a little humor in life.
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Big Rig
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2010, 10:40:20 AM »

He'll be fine once he is healed up from the dog bites!!!  coolsmiley

RELAX!!! fella
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« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2010, 10:58:57 AM »

Hey........I didn't hear the one about Evil Knievel....how did that one end?
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« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2010, 11:13:56 AM »

He'll be fine once he is healed up from the dog bites!!!  coolsmiley


 2funny  2funny  2funny !! Now that's funny !!  2funny  2funny  2funny
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Bobbo
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« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2010, 11:58:05 AM »

I am offended…


Not as a Muslim, illegal, Democrat, rapper, phone operator, “pants on the ground” teenager, customer service person, flag burner, or taxi driver…

…but as a person who appreciates fresh, insightful, and creative jokes!   tickedoff



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RoadKill
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« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2010, 11:58:36 AM »

Anyone offended by Jokes about "ugly" people, please raise your hand!
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JerryB
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« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2010, 03:34:51 PM »

 tickedoff tickedoff tickedoff tickedoff tickedoff Evil Evil Evil 2funny 2funny 2funny
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Psychotic Bovine
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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2010, 04:23:10 PM »

Dramatic Chipmunkpowered by Aeva
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Skinhead
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« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2010, 04:40:14 PM »



I believe that, Sir, is a hamster!  You should be ashamed of yourself for dis'in a chipmunk like that!

What's next?  Telling Evil Knievel jokes?
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Troy, MI
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« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2010, 04:46:11 PM »



I believe that, Sir, is a hamster!  You should be ashamed of yourself for dis'in a chipmunk like that!

What's next?  Telling Evil Knievel jokes?


Yeah, false advertising.  I think it's a gopher, actually.  I imagine someone on here will set me straight.
I don't know any Evil jokes.  well, i know a lot of EVIL jokes..... lol.

Someone probably won't find this video funny, either.  since it obviously shows elder abuse.
Robot Chicken Star Wars: Palpatine's Trip - Adult Swim (Official) (External Embedding Disabled)

or children in dangerous situations.

Robot Chicken Star Wars II: Take Your Daughter To Work Day - Adult Swim (Official) (External Embedding Disabled)
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junior
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« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2010, 04:47:57 PM »

Wha cha got Strong Eagle, ya got da flu.

Just hope it is the 72 hour one.

 Evil He made me do it.

Ya opened the door brother, and I walked in.

No, RJ... it is sick... and it is too bad that you cannot see that.  The premise of the joke is that his dog mauls three Muslims plus a bunch of other people... and is in demand.
 
Can you tell me why this joke is any different than the ones I heard in high school... like Evil Knievel jumping a bulldozer over 50 n*ggers?
 
Can ya?  How is it different?

All I can see is that WesternBiker is telling jokes that most of us left behind in the 70's... juvenile... bigoted and unthinking.

Door is open to you... you walked in... got anything to say?
 

it might not be my place to but i have to defend westernbiker.........

nowhere in that joke did he make comment about n*ggers,but i really do hope it wasnt vanilla ice that was mauled by that dog
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