Westernbiker
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« on: November 15, 2010, 08:28:56 AM » |
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The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old
Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.
Q. What do the Cowboys and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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alph
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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2010, 08:31:41 AM » |
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Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q. What do the Cowboys and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
those two were my favorite!! good stuff!!  |
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Promote world peace, ban all religion. Ride Safe, Ride Often!!   |
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Jim
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2010, 11:21:33 AM » |
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Well now it's Mon. New jokes please.
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Black Dog
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Merton Wisconsin 53029
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2010, 11:44:38 AM » |
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Glad they waited for yesterday to remember how to play! Black Dog The 'Packer' fan  |
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Just when the highway straightened out for a mile And I was thinkin' I'd just cruise for a while A fork in the road brought a new episode Don't you know... Conform, go crazy, or ride a motorcycle...  |
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3fan4life
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Any day that you ride is a good day!
Moneta, VA
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2010, 02:41:44 PM » |
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I copied the joke so that I can print it off for the wife later. I liked it but somehow I don't think that she will find it as funny as I did:  |
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2010, 02:52:08 PM » |
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hahaha, bet she's not nearly as amused as the rest of us... Hay  Jimmyt |
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Oss
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2010, 04:16:15 PM » |
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They got good revenge against the Giants last nite though. |
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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison
When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)
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Charlie
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It's not what you say you do that counts.....
Grand Rapids, MI
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« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2010, 11:09:01 AM » |
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Watch em on Turkey Day. They play the only team they can count on beating........
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Serk
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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2010, 02:15:46 PM » |
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Did ya' hear that the Cowboys website is down? Seem that couldn't string three "W"'s together...
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...  IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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GreenLantern57
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Hail to the king baby!
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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2010, 05:42:59 PM » |
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Stude
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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2010, 05:47:13 PM » |
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At least they don't look as bad as the Lions... but they are close
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Westernbiker
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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2010, 07:56:46 AM » |
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At least they don't look as bad as the Lions... but they are close
Yea BUT....The Lions have had a loosing record for over 5 years that I can remember. |
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