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R J
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« on: November 22, 2010, 06:04:46 AM »

11/22/2010
While I was attending an advanced infantry training class, the MP’s decided to stage a drug raid in our barracks to break in the post’s newest search dog.  When I returned to my quarters later in the evening, the sergeant informed me of the search.  Alarmed at the tone of her voice, I became increasingly nervous as she described how the dog, straining at the leash, led the MP’s to the bottom drawer of my dresser.  A variety of scenarios raced through my mind, but none explained why the dog would behave that way.  Finally the sergeant put me out of my misery.  “Why,” she asked, “did you have a ham sandwich in your dresser?”
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« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2010, 11:56:58 AM »

"Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?
Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?"
From one of my favorite movies. cooldude
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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2010, 12:52:20 PM »

"Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?
Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?"
From one of my favorite movies. cooldude

That was the first thing that popped into my head too,bashfulbob  Wink

Thanks for bringing humor to us ,RJ ! !   cooldude cooldude cooldude
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2010, 02:34:41 PM »

When I went overseas, I decided to sell my older car.  A senior Col on base decided to buy it for his 18yo daughter (they lived in base housing).  While I am over at the SP (cop) shop doing some base registration paperwork for the transfer, a MSgt investigator I knew took me aside and asked me if I was aware the Col's 18yo daughter was on the "known dope smokers list."  I asked him why this was relevant.  "Because Capt, when she is caught in a random drug dog test at the front gate, who do you think the Col is going to blame for the weed, you or his daughter."  I had not though of this.  The Msgt smiled and said it would be no problem to put the drug dogs thru my car before the sale, and we did just that, and I got a certificate of clean drug test.  The cops were my friends, the Col was not a friend.   Some of our drug dogs at Maxwell AFB were unbelievable.
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