Dear Santa:
I know I've not written you in a very long time --- after I grew up I was too busy BEING Santa to worry about writting to Santa anymore. I see that you recently had an encounter with my sweet adorable husband --- it's rather obvious what he's asking for --- well here's what I'm asking for ----
PLEASE DO NOT GRANT THIS WISH!!
I am rather concerned about the intellegence of the Scottsdale Gun Club for allowing him to handle the damn thing to begin with --- he's certainly not thinking he's going to ask for that thing is he!?
