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« on: December 02, 2010, 08:29:24 PM »
1947
Probably one of the best emails of the year!!!

The year is 1947
 
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside  Roswell ,  New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
 
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
 
  Albert A. Gore, Jr..
  Hillary Rodham
  John F. Kerry
  William J. Clinton
  Howard Dean
  Nancy Pelosi
  Dianne Feinstein
  Charles E. Schumer
  Barbara Boxer
 
  See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
  I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
 
  No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
 


 
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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2010, 07:17:16 AM »
 Smiley cooldude
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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2010, 08:17:33 AM »
 2funny 2funny cooldude
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« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2010, 11:03:03 AM »
Hnnnnnn... THAT funny or that serious????    Roll Eyes
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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2010, 06:41:34 PM »
Hmm, and then they lied on their birth certificates to cover it up  Grin

Hillary Rodham Clinton's birthday 26 Oct 1947
John F. Kerry's birthday 11 Dec 1943
William J. Clinton's birthday 19 Aug 1946
Howard Dean's birthday 17 Nov 1948
Nancy Pelosi's birthday 26 Mar 1940
Dianne Feinstein's birthday 22 Jun 1933
Charles E. Schumer's birthday 23 Nov 1950
Barbara Boxer's birthday 11 Nov 1940
(And all claim to have been born in Hawaii)
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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2010, 01:30:59 AM »
 That's just too MUCH>>>>>...
                                                   2funny
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