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R J
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« on: December 04, 2010, 10:38:28 PM »
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Soldier’s combat clothing is not supposed to be ironed, according to an unwritten rule.  That, however, did not prevent one sergeant from slightly massaging a regulation.  “Gentleman,” said the sergeant, “I cannot order you to press your combat dress.   Nevertheless, for tomorrow’s  parade uniforms will be allowed only four wrinkles, with one wrinkle running directly down the center and rear of each leg.”
Capt. James Fisher
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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2010, 05:00:59 AM »
Obviously, that wasn't the Corp
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2010, 10:04:50 AM »
Quote from: Varmintmist on December 05, 2010, 05:00:59 AM
Obviously, that wasn't the Corp

Obviously...   

I think my camies were so starched that they could stand inspection without me in them.
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"We have two companies of Marines running rampant all over the northern half of this island, and three Army regiments pinned down in the southwestern corner, doing nothing. What the hell is going on?"
Gen. John W. Vessey, USA, Chairman of the the Joint Chiefs of Staff during the assault on Granada
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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2010, 11:33:50 AM »
Quote from: Sludge on December 05, 2010, 10:04:50 AM
Quote from: Varmintmist on December 05, 2010, 05:00:59 AM
Obviously, that wasn't the Corp

Obviously...   

I think my camies were so starched that they could stand inspection without me in them.

Gentleman, that is CORPS, not Corp.

Besides, it could of happened in the 50's.  They had a crease in the dungarees back then.   My laundry was done on base and they all had those creases.
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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2010, 08:31:49 PM »
Quote from: Sludge on December 05, 2010, 10:04:50 AM
Quote from: Varmintmist on December 05, 2010, 05:00:59 AM
Obviously, that wasn't the Corps

Obviously...   

I think my camies were so starched that they could stand inspection without me in them.
Paraffin my good man. You were not to use starch  Wink
Waxing the inside you could make that knee crease AND the front crease stay.
Funny how that wax smelled a lot like Magic Sizing though...
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« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2010, 12:21:56 AM »
Magic sizing... thats something I havent thought of in years!! 

Mine didnt have wax.  Im an honest Marine.  It was starch.. clean and cardboard...  It smelled like Magic Sizing because it WAS Smiley
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"We have two companies of Marines running rampant all over the northern half of this island, and three Army regiments pinned down in the southwestern corner, doing nothing. What the hell is going on?"
Gen. John W. Vessey, USA, Chairman of the the Joint Chiefs of Staff during the assault on Granada
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