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fuzzy2bucks
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« on: December 08, 2010, 07:38:47 PM »


LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

1 - A JOB
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
4 - WELFARE
5 - FOOD STAMPS
6 - CREDIT CARDS
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE
8 - FREE EDUCATION
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE
YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.
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fudgie
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« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2010, 05:00:19 AM »

Well yea, heaven forbid we offend someone.  Angry
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Big Rig
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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2010, 05:32:12 AM »

Sounds about right....

United States of America, the home of the free....

translates - home of the free STUFF!  tickedoff
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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2010, 07:02:37 AM »

House of Representatives have already passed the DREAM bill.  Not it is up to the Senate to pass, stop, or modify the bill.  Another way for us to "welcome" the illegals.
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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2010, 07:06:29 AM »

I never thought I had anything in common with Afghanistan or China, but if you cross the border to my property without my blessing, I can sympathize with their approaches.
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Big Rig
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« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2010, 07:58:53 AM »

Did you know....?
Interesting... cooldude

...that the words "race car" spelled backward still spells "race car"?

...that "eat" is the only word that, if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense, "ate"?

And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, violent, non-English-speaking assholes and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-loving, raggedy-ass bastards with you."

How weird is that???*
 

 

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elraque
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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2010, 08:57:45 AM »

Did you know....?
Interesting... cooldude

...that the words "race car" spelled backward still spells "race car"?

...that "eat" is the only word that, if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense, "ate"?

And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, violent, non-English-speaking assholes and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-loving, raggedy-ass bastards with you."

How weird is that???*
 
 


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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2010, 01:03:02 PM »

 cooldude cooldude cooldude 2funny  Now now Big Rig don't hold back, now say what ya feel, just let it all out and be honest about it.  rotflmao  I just wonder what part of illegal do they not understand.  Must be in French????
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Walküre
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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2010, 01:35:10 PM »

Hmmm....I'd think that if you believe in the philosophies of N. Korea, China, Cuba, Afghanistan, et al, they'd LOVE to have you there!! Especially the Al Queda - they are ALWAYS looking for people to indoctrinate in the philosophy of "hate"....

Of course, at least so far, we AMERICANS treat people like people, FIRST, THEN we prosecute. Nothing is perfect, but I'd STILL prefer to live here, than the countries you are singing the praises of...

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« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2010, 04:32:06 PM »

Most of those countries listed up there sent people to tell our government how horrible we are about human rights... and our PATHETIC government sat there and took it!!!   tickedoff 

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Walküre
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« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2010, 05:01:50 PM »

And your references are...where? Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
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Roger Phillips
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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2010, 05:40:49 PM »

Just put it this way, there ain't nobody building a boat out of bamboo and 55 gallon drums to "sail" to North Korea, China, Cuba.... you name the country.

Hay  Cool
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Walküre
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« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2010, 06:15:54 PM »

That has NOTHING to do with the OP. If you think other country's treatment of "foreigners" is correct in any way, then it sounds like your kind of country!  Other than Running Buck Eaglefeather, few can claim a 100% "honest" claim to citizenship. Whether your relatives "stole" their way into this country, or were granted "legality" from those that did, we are virtually all immigrants, or descendents of same.
They come here because this is one of the best countries in the world, the same reason your and my ancestors did...

And .I wouldn't want it any other way. If we have to LOWER ourselves to the level of the fore-mentioned countries, we are no better than them.
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Roger Phillips
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HayHauler
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« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2010, 06:25:18 PM »

The original "OP" was making light of our immigration policy and the requirements for getting "free stuff" upon entering the country illegally.

"They come here because this is one of the best countries in the world, the same reason your and my ancestors did..."
I agree 100%. 
Well, my family tree has a lot of American Indian in it, it also has Dutch, Irish, and Scotch. 
The key word in this whole thing is "illegal".

Their treatment of "foreigners" isn't correct, but ours is sure isn't either.

Hay  Cool
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« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2010, 07:46:43 PM »


LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

1 - A JOB
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
4 - WELFARE
5 - FOOD STAMPS
6 - CREDIT CARDS
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE
8 - FREE EDUCATION
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE
YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.

So.. if you were somewhere beside the USA, wouldn't you want to come here? I would.  Cool
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