3fan4life
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Moneta, VA
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« on: December 17, 2010, 12:26:55 PM » |
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A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I
Take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the
Garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says,
"Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the
Block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog
Was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and
Scrubbed the dog's backside with it to
Disguise the scent, and said "OK, you
Can go now, but keep Belle on the leash
And only go one time round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes
Later with no dog on the leash. Surprised,
Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas
About halfway down the block, so another
Dog is pushing her home."
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