Humor in Uniform 12/21/2010

[R J]

12/21/2010
Before we could go on leave, my division had to endure a safety briefing from the base commander.  As you can imagine, the Army is very thorough, and she left nothing to chance.  “If you find that you are going to be delayed,” said the commander, “you need to call 555-1234, if arrested, call 555-1235.  And finally, call 555-1236 if you are a fatality.”
Sgt Shawn Boiko