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R J
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« on: January 13, 2011, 06:01:25 AM »
1/13/2011
Flashlights used by my National Guard unit can withstand almost anything.    And to prove it, they come with a lifetime warranty.  Nevertheless, nothing is indestructible, which is why the warranty also cautions, “Void with shark bites, bear attacks and children under the age of five.
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2011, 08:40:02 AM »
I could tear up just about anything when I was a kid....  well, I guess that still applies...   uglystupid2

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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2011, 08:52:41 AM »
......and Hot Glue let you help on his new "Man Cave"?
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Kaiser
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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2011, 10:17:30 AM »
Quote from: R J on January 13, 2011, 06:01:25 AM
...and children under the age of five.

+1

My kid could pick the sticky off of duct tape.
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2011, 08:54:37 PM »
my mom use to say i could "tear up a crow bar in a sand pit" Grin
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Jess Tolbirt
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« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2011, 04:51:39 AM »
My Dad used to say i could destroy an anvil with a rubber mallet
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Jabba
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« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2011, 05:14:15 AM »
Quote from: Jess Tolbirt on January 14, 2011, 04:51:39 AM
My Dad used to say i could destroy an anvil with a rubber mallet
My dog and son are both like that. I say all the time that they could tear up an anvil.

You know... Young people today don't even know what anvils are.

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