Hmmm...looks like the gal in the missing red 'kini has been sampling in the kitchen too much! Appears to be about an axe handle wide across the beam.

You bet. I'd just hate to look down and see that wide beam bent over and ...
NOT. I'd give up my left XXX for the experience. BUT - I get some satisfaction by knowing that every one of those gorgeous babes' character is as bad as their appearance is spectacular. In my 3 score years I can count on one hand the number of beauties I've met with matching character.
AND - For every one I'd kill to bed - somewhere there's a guy who hates her guts. And for good reason.