Is that anything like prop wash, or some flight line or even a button hole?? My favorite was military counterintelligence.

When I was in the Force, I used to carry ball bearing around with me every so often. One time, trying to get to work on the flight line, I ran past a butter bar Lt. He called me back yelling about my military bearing. Being a smarta**, I took the ball bearing out and said, Well sir, I do have mine but its a bit tarnished.

Luckily he saw the humor, (Thank God) and told me to go to work. I thought is was original.

Walt