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Author Topic: Humor in Uniform 1/17/2011  (Read 674 times)
R J
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« on: January 17, 2011, 02:57:14 AM »

1/17/2011
Safety is job one in the Air Force.  Overstating the obvious is job two, as I discovered when crawling into my military-issue sleeping bag.    The label read: “In case of an emergency, unzip and exit through the top.”
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Jack
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2011, 08:21:28 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2011, 08:32:14 AM »

Another case of "military intelligence".. 

sorry RJ,

Hay  Cool
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Stormrider65
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2011, 08:43:23 AM »

Is that anything like prop wash, or some flight line or even a button hole??  My favorite was military counterintelligence.  crazy2  When I was in the Force, I used to carry ball bearing around with me every so often.  One time, trying to get to work on the flight line, I ran past a butter bar Lt.  He called me back yelling about my military bearing.  Being a smarta**, I took the ball bearing out and said, Well sir, I do have mine but its a bit tarnished. Grin  Luckily he saw the humor, (Thank God) and told me to go to work.  I thought is was original.   2funny
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2011, 11:10:54 AM »

Ltjg (butter bar/ O-2) wanted to know if I could make a photograph have more detail. I focused it on the negative so it was as focused as it could get and detail was what it was. I told him I'd run it under some "focusing fluid" and he could pick it up in an hour. He came back and was delighted with the result. Gotta love those that are Large and in Charge.
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Aot of guys with burn marks,gnarly scars and funny twitches ask why I spend so much on safety gear
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