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Author Topic: Why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antartica.....  (Read 971 times)
3fan4life
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« on: January 27, 2011, 11:41:38 AM »

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins
On the ice in  Antarctica  - where do they go ?
                                  
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic
Bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
  The penguin is very committed to its family and will
Mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of
Compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

 
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other
Members of the family and social circle have been
Known to dig holes in  the ice, using their vestigial
Wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for
The dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle
Around the fresh grave and sing:

 
 
                         "Freeze a jolly good fellow"
 
                         "Freeze a jolly good fellow."

 
                        "Then they kick him in the ice hole."
                      
                      
          You really didn't believe that I knew anything about penguins, did you?  Evil

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ricoman
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« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2011, 02:08:02 PM »

catching polar bears uses a similar technique.
1st you sprinkle a can of peas around the hole in the ice.
Then..when the polar bear comes over to take a pea-you kick him in the ice-hole.
Must be the cold temps at the ends of the planet!
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Jack
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« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2011, 02:12:27 PM »

Careful.  I think Global Warming is getting to you guys!  uglystupid2
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mhallock
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« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2011, 05:02:43 PM »

Let's get back to the CURVES, huh???



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« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2011, 05:05:26 PM »

ya all uns jist aint rite at all
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« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2011, 07:06:14 PM »

That theres funny I don't care who ya are!!  2funny
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