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« on: January 31, 2011, 02:57:41 PM »

Prince Charles is visiting an Aberdeen hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one.

The patient replies:

"Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin race,
Aboon them a ye take yer place,
Painch, tripe or thairm..."

Charles is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient. The patient responds:

"Some hae meat an canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat an we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit."

Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the Prince moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:

"Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty,
O the panic in thy breasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
Wi bickering brattle."

Now seriously troubled, Charles turns to the accompanying doctor and asks "Is this a psychiatric ward?"

"No," replies the doctor, "this is the serious Burns unit."
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Serk
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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2011, 03:21:23 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin

That was more of a groaner than a week old haggis! Loved it!
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2011, 03:50:03 PM »

The best-laid schemes o' mice an 'menGang aft agley. .......


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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2011, 05:39:35 PM »

I don't get it.

I bet there are a few like me.

AL
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2011, 05:45:14 PM »

I love the language.

Billy Connolly talks about suicide bombers = funnypowered by Aeva
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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2011, 05:47:10 PM »

I don't get it.

I bet there are a few like me.

AL


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Burns
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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2011, 06:33:12 AM »

Thanks Britman.  That was good.  Great way to start the morning when it's 10 degrees and snowing.  I hope you get to relax later with a wee dram o' Scottish Central Heat to chase away the chill. 
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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2011, 06:43:13 AM »

Aye an' a bit of Mackeral settler rack and ruin
ran it doon by the haim, 'ma place
well I slapped me and I slapped it doon in the side
and I cried, cried, cried.
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