Westernbiker
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1st Place Street Kings National Cruiser Class
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![](http://weathersticker.wunderground.com/weathersticker/miniStates/language/www/US/AZ/Phoenix.gif") May the Lord always ride two up with you! |
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Kaiser
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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2011, 08:36:04 AM » |
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Caption contest? If so, here's mine:
"When giant caterpillars attack"
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Westernbiker
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1st Place Street Kings National Cruiser Class
Phoenix
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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2011, 08:39:44 AM » |
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Good one! ya keep it going!!!!!! LMAO!!!
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May the Lord always ride two up with you! |
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Big Rig
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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2011, 08:50:23 AM » |
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What a prick.
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HotRod
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2001 I/S First one was a 1999 I/S
Henderson, NV
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2011, 08:51:25 AM » |
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"But they looked so soft and cuddly doctor"
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Kaiser
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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2011, 09:02:18 AM » |
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"Once the rash spread this far, well, that's when I decided I better call you guys."
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ILcruiser
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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2011, 09:05:35 AM » |
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"Play it as it lies my ass."
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Serk
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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2011, 09:07:22 AM » |
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Heya Squidly... Road Rash isn't the ONLY hazard from not wearing the proper riding gear!
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...  IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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Super Santa
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VRCC #27029
Houston, Texas
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« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2011, 09:08:30 AM » |
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"Attack of the Desert Slugs"
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T.P.
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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2011, 09:10:05 AM » |
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"Well you can call me T, or you can call me P, or you can call me T.P. but you doesn't hasta call me Toilet Paper"
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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2011, 09:18:14 AM » |
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THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE VELCRO MAN! |
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Mike Luken
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Former Iowa Patriot Guard Ride Captain
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Fatboyman05
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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2011, 10:02:09 AM » |
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All the Gear All the Time
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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2011, 10:04:21 AM » |
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Hotrodwing
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« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2011, 11:42:13 AM » |
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 :cooldude:The trouble with Tribbles. Which one is Mr Mud?
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hubcapsc
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« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2011, 12:42:11 PM » |
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"But they looked so soft and cuddly doctor"
I remember when I learned the hard way that Chestnuts definitely aren't fuzzy but I didn't roll in them... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chestnut-Mike |
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Daniel Meyer
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Author. Adventurer. Electrician.
The State of confusion.
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« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2011, 01:11:43 PM » |
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Bactine please...
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MacDragon
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My first Valk VRCC# 32095
Middleton, Mass.
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« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2011, 01:17:36 PM » |
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"Who are you to tell me what I can, or can not wear"???
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 Ride fast and take chances... uh, I mean... ride safe folks. Patriot Guard Riders |
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Spirited-6
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« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2011, 01:23:41 PM » |
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I have ##### for sale and it is great shape. No pricks or what ever. I am a VRCC member ,  |
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Michael K (Az.)
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"You have to admire a healthy tomatillo!"
Glendale, AZ
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« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2011, 01:26:45 PM » |
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By the way, if ya ever find yourself in a similar condition,(nothing as drastic as this I hope) use a pocket comb to get underneath them suckers to BEGIN the process. Don't ask me how I know this.
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scoot
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Lifes too short Ride it hard
Grand Rapids Mi.
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« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2011, 02:47:29 PM » |
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I just sit out here in the desert, and nobody will notice me
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 Some like to ride Fat boys, I think I'll stay with the fat lady |
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Psychotic Bovine
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« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2011, 02:57:09 PM » |
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It's the Arizona Ghillie Suit.
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"I aim to misbehave."
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« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2011, 02:58:31 PM » |
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Now what we have here is a very sticky situation.....
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alph
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« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2011, 03:10:12 PM » |
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those are "jumping cho-as" aren't they?? those things SUCK!!! you just have to bearly touch one tiny tip of that plant and it atatches its self !! AND THEY HURT!!! i took one from the desert three years ago and planted it, grows really good too!! my wife was vacuuming around it and bumped it with the hose, she had 1/2 the plant stuck on the outside of a plastic vacuum hose!!!
oh, for a caption;
"next time i'll take a mulligan...."
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Promote world peace, ban all religion. Ride Safe, Ride Often!!  |
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Brad
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« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2011, 03:47:50 PM » |
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I like the way the EMT's are all looking at him with their latex gloves on. "I'm not helping" |
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QOTFU
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« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2011, 04:00:08 PM » |
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"Do these stickers make my butt look big?"
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« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2011, 04:38:42 PM » |
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what do you mean you won't take the ones out of my butt?
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'in the tunnels uptown, the Rats own dream guns him down. the shots echo down them hallways in the night' - the Boss
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¿spoom
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« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2011, 05:17:49 PM » |
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"Let's try a 9 iron first."
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bigdog99
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« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2011, 05:21:43 PM » |
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"Cha, Cha, Cha, Chia"!
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« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2011, 06:01:48 PM » |
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Mario
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« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2011, 06:32:28 PM » |
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"Now that's a ROUGH!"
Or
"Now I know why they told me not to pi$$ behind that bush!"
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« Reply #30 on: February 02, 2011, 06:41:53 PM » |
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now i know why they call it a "wait a minute bush"
WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!
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R J
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« Reply #31 on: February 02, 2011, 07:18:33 PM » |
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It wiggled and I thought it was a pet, that needed cuddled..
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GreenLantern57
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Hail to the king baby!
Rock Hill, SC
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« Reply #32 on: February 02, 2011, 07:39:46 PM » |
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Thought I saw a snake by my ball, but it was only a stick. But the stick I picked up was a snake, so I dropped it and ran. Think my buddies will give me a mulligan?
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GreenLantern57
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Hail to the king baby!
Rock Hill, SC
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« Reply #33 on: February 02, 2011, 07:42:11 PM » |
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I'm not going to the hospital, these green fees are non-refundable.
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Garfield
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« Reply #34 on: February 02, 2011, 08:18:13 PM » |
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If he thinks they hurt now, just wait until the pull them out Please do not ask how I know  |
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Stormrider65
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Just Riding The Many Storms Of Life
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« Reply #35 on: February 02, 2011, 09:52:44 PM » |
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C'mon guys , they followed me. Can I keep em??
OK, this is our final lesson in Extreme Desert Survival Training........
I didn't know they multiplied THAT quick.
The next time she tells me to meet her behind the cactus, I'll think twice about it
This is what happens when the wife says "No!!!!" to you going to the golf course
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In this wild and wolly world, there are only 3 things you can depend on, your brains, your bros, and your bike. Ride free!!!
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next to saying "Damn, That Was Fun"
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« Reply #36 on: February 02, 2011, 09:55:33 PM » |
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Okay... That's it, no more kids parties!!!
Quick game of Pin the Tail on the Yuppie they said.....
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away... IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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Stude
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« Reply #37 on: February 02, 2011, 10:08:20 PM » |
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Now I is one |
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czuch
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« Reply #38 on: February 03, 2011, 07:36:27 AM » |
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Those are the WORST things.
I had one by the fence. Cleaned the paint gun by running a quart of turpentine through it, sprayed the plant. Put a ground up 3' chlorine tab at the base and gave it some water. Used oil applied on a regular basis. Set it on fire after liberally dousing with BBQ fluid. That only made it sick and it came back meaner than ever. One of my friends was visitineg and his (stuuupid) kid slapped one after it jumped on him.
Use a fork to gettem off, better yet stay the heck away all together.
First thing I have removed from the property, AND I pay to have it done. I hate those .
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Aot of guys with burn marks,gnarly scars and funny twitches ask why I spend so much on safety gear
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« Reply #39 on: February 03, 2011, 07:48:15 AM » |
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Semi serious question - What is this particular kind of cactus called? I'd like to research 'em some just outta curiosity...
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away... IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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