POLICE FIND MAN'S BODY IN THE TENNESSEE RIVER
Knoxville Police Department reports finding an man's body in the river
just south of the Henley Street Bridge. The dead man's name will not be
released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was
wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and
an Obama T-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his a$$.
The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary
embarrassment.
Police do care!
