Friday Funnies... Late Edition

[kiwi#9582]

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heelsand a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we madepassionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we made love all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,

 

 

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"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
 
 

 

 

[PAVALKER]

Ha.... that reminded me of this one.....

The Negligee..

The husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500, the more sheer,
the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Once upstairs, the wife sees the price, thinks, I have an idea...
It's so sheer that it might as well not be there.  I won't put it on,
I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.

So she appears naked on the balcony, calls down to the husband and strikes a pose.

The husband looks up and says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!

He never heard the shot.

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