Tuesday Teasers...... early edition

Landing at the Secret Air Base
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> United State Air Force has a high security, super secret base in
> Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"
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> One afternoon, a Cessna landed at this "secret" base. The aircraft was
> immediately impounded and the pilot was interrogated.
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> The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and
> spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air
> Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him
> overnight during the investigation.
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> By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was
> lost and wasn't a spy. They refueled his airplane, threatened him
> that if he lands again he would spend the rest of his life in prison,
> and let him go.
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> The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force personnel, the
> same Cessna landed there again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the
> plane...only this time there were two people in the plane.
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> The same pilot jumped out and said,
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> "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have
> to tell her where I was last night!"