Skinhead
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« on: February 22, 2011, 04:31:35 PM » |
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A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help the gentleman.
The man said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
The man agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me for it." The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership of the shop, a company car, and $3,000 a month living expenses."
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csj
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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2011, 04:38:31 PM » |
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Once upon a time, I went into a pharmacy, picked up
a package of condoms, and asked the lady pharmacist,
'Where are the fitting rooms?
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A guy called me a Ba$tard, I said in my case it's an accident
of birth, in your case you're a self made man.
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2011, 04:42:43 PM » |
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When I asked her for some condoms that were behind the counter......she asked me "what size?".....I said a LARGE at least!!....  ..she said "NO, I mean how many do you want in the box?" |
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Skinhead
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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2011, 04:50:55 PM » |
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I said a LARGE at least!!.... .. Were you gift shopping for someone???  |
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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2011, 04:52:41 PM » |
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2011, 04:59:19 PM » |
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I said a LARGE at least!!.... .. Were you gift shopping for someone??? Bwahahaha-nailed it!!  |
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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2011, 06:10:07 PM » |
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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2011, 08:59:36 PM » |
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TAWEEEEEEET!!!! PERSONAL FOUL! ROUGHING THE READER'S EYES! TWO BEER PENALTY, 3RD DOWN!Marty
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« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2011, 10:39:10 PM » |
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Here in Alberta we have no sales tax, due to our lucky reserves of oil and gas, so we never think of taxes (this was thirty years ago, before federal GST taxes).
I was in Victoria, BC buying condoms, and the girl at the till said 'That will be $5.25 and .35 tax'. Without thinking I replied 'To hell with the tax, I'll just tie them on'. 30 seconds of blank stare and we both burst out laughing.
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2011, 07:25:53 AM » |
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Dad and son were waiting for a prescription to be filled when the son noticed the condom rack and asked "Dad, why do condoms come in packs of 3, 6, and 12?" Dad explained, "It depends on the relationship status" The 3 pack is for the guy who doesn't have a girlfriend, but plans on getting lucky, he might use all three in one night. The 6 pack is for the guy with a girlfriend. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday. The 12 pack is for the married guy, One for January, one for February......"
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2011, 06:57:11 PM » |
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True story. Many years before I met Mrs. Frye I was staying the night at a girlfriends house. When I opened the drawer beside the bed, no condoms left.  So I rode to the local Hooks pharmacy, grabbed the largest box of condoms I could find and took them up to the young, attractive, night-shift cashier to pay for them. Next night, we stayed at my house and sure enough, out of condoms there too. I made another late night ride into town, grabbed another large box at Hooks and walked up to the same cashier with them. The look on her face said it all. I think, she though I was doing it to impress her. Words would have been useless so I just smiled.  |
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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2011, 07:22:34 PM » |
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Reminds me of a similar joke.....
A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and there was no male pharmacist. She then asked how she could help him. Somewhat embarrassed the man explained that he was wanting condom recommendations. The Female Pharmacist stated she needed to know what size he was before she could make a recommendation. The man, somewhat surprised, responded that he really didn't know. The Pharmacist then directed him outside to a wooden picket fence behind the store, with 3 different sized knot holes in. As he departed the front, she immediately flipped the "Be Right Back" sign and the door lock and went out the back door. As the man proceeded to determine his correct size in the three fence knot holes, the Pharmacist positioned herself on the inside of the fence accordingly. After inserting his member in each of the three holes, and unknowingly hers as well, he withdrew and proceeded to zip up and head back into the Pharmacy. The Pharmacist composed herself and ran back inside to unlock the door and prepare for the man to return. Upon his return to the counter, she asked if he made a decision on size. The man responded "I changed my mind. Forget the condoms, I want to order 50 feet of that fence".
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