Humor in Uniform 2/26/2011

[R J]

2/26/2011
When my husband visited our son, Michael, at boot camp, he found him marching smartly with his unit.   Michael’s father proudly approached the soldiers and began to snap photo after photo.    Embarrassed and worried about getting into trouble, Michael looked straight ahead and didn’t change his expression.  Suddenly his drill sergeant barked, Comito, give me 25 push-ups.  And the next time your daddy wants your picture, you smile!”
Edythe Comito

[Jabba]

That's a lose lose scenario right there.

a recruit simply can't be right.

I always told the guys in my boot camp company, that we were gonna push the ground, do leg lifts, mountain climbers and body builders until the instructors were tired.  There ain't NO point in squawking at each other, and blaming each other for not trying hard enough when the instructors started us ALL over because someone was loafing.  If it wasn't THAT guy, it'd be someone else, or YOU or me.  So shut the hell up, and do your push-ups until the instructors tell you to stop.



Jabba

[old2soon]

Or you could have been a screw up like me-evertbody but patterson-dive and give me fifty-when they got done-patterson-dive-gimme seventyfive Mornin r-j  jabba.