Humor in Uniform 3/1/2011

[R J]

3/1/2011
When a friend of mine was an Air Force base commander, he sent one of his  formal, or “mess dress,” uniform to a tailor for alterations.   After a few days the seamstress, who had a heavy German accent, called his office to say the uniform was finished.   The secretary wrote down the message and handed it to an enlisted man for delivery.   The airman entered the commander’s office but was hesitant to say why he was there.   The colonel asked what the young man wanted.    Frustrated with the stammering, he ordered, “Out with it!”  The enlisted man looked at him sheepishly and said, “Your mistress is ready.”
Wynne Young