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Jeff K
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« on: March 04, 2011, 09:05:29 AM »
We send product to Cuba and when the empty trays return we always put them outside until we hand sort them to check for nastiness.

Normally dead cats, huge ugly bugs, dead snakes...

But today we found an iguana, about a foot and a half long. He says he has been rehabilitated, but we are going to keep him in confinement until we are sure.  cooldude

While I was typing this they brought a second infiltrator into my office! Sneaky little bastages!!

Joanne wants to incarcerate them at home.

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Serk
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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2011, 09:12:51 AM »
Dangit Jeff, get with the times, you can't say Illegal Alien, that's racist!

They're undocumented immigrants!
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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2011, 09:53:53 AM »
yah, and that guy down on the corner is an undocumented pharmacist  police
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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2011, 09:58:52 AM »
Quote from: tank_post142 on March 04, 2011, 09:53:53 AM
yah, and that guy down on the corner is an undocumented pharmacist  police

...and his SO is an undocumented massage therapist who works out of a pay-by-the-hour motel room.  cooldude
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Big IV
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2011, 10:04:25 AM »
I hear Iguana tastes like chicken. Let us know how that cooks up.
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2011, 10:34:10 AM »
Quote from: Kaiser on March 04, 2011, 09:58:52 AM
Quote from: tank_post142 on March 04, 2011, 09:53:53 AM
yah, and that guy down on the corner is an undocumented pharmacist  police

...and his SO is an undocumented massage therapist who works out of a pay-by-the-hour motel room.  cooldude

Hey, leave her out of this...

Ur...wait....  Embarrassed
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